Thursday, December 25, 2008

FROM ALL OF US AT SAN-O DAZE


11 comments:

Fats Flannighan said...

0114 hours, my gawd Murphy, you on the pipe again? Happy Holidays my friend.

Fats, Spin, Lewie & Kaiser

Ebenezer said...

That's a fake tree.

Murphy Brown said...

As you know, it is important for Santa and his reindeer to be quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there.

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" coming from one of his reindeer. Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" Dogs in the neighborhood began to bark.

"Shhh!" Santa hissed. "Please be quiet!" He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!"

Lights came on all over the neighborhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows. Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, "We are not going to deliver another present until the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose steps forward and apologizes!" None of the reindeer stepped forward.

Santa held up a piece of paper. "I know who it is and I have written your name on this paper. But I want to give you a chance to do the right thing on your own."

Still none of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the only thing he could do.




He read off the rude-nosed reindeer...

Fats Flannighan said...

yep, Murphy is on the pipe again.

murphy said...

Thank goodness its a different Murphy this time. Where was everyone this morning? The only people to show up at the gate was Kamp-R-Rick, Panaman, myself and Keith from Reef Construction. Oh Well! Merry Christmas to all. See you in the morning. (maybe?)

flats fanagain said...

NO! Thats a real tree. I saw Murphy take that photo several years back. Someone had put the tree there and then another person set his board down and went back to his car for something, and while he was gone Murphy snapped the photo. It just happened to be on Christmas morning.

BIG SHOT said...

This is totally and irrevokably unbelievable. What's happened to San-O Daze. It's like watching the View with Barbara Walters and her puppets.. Get real, or get out.

common sense said...

Maybe to 40mph south wind and the rain suggested to us that conditions were shit!

the kid said...

'Common Sense', no schitt.
Anybody want to bet Sano's shut down again due to inclement weather.

Fats Flannighan said...

SanO is a virtual swamp today and probably won't be open tomorrow either.

giant massive dump said...

Why don't those dickheads pave that mudpit. Curly ain't coming back.

Moon Phase