NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Because of severe lightning and thunder, lifeguads have ordered all surfers from the water. The dirt road is washed out as usual. Die hards are parking in SDGE parking area. Their vehicles will be hooked up and towed.
Whenz Carton Esq. coming back. We want banjo music, not Big Jay blowing his brains out.
Yup. That lower gate is locked up for good.But the roach smoking, pony tailed, mustachiod, Ugg Boot wearing, gray haired, retired at 40, pot bellied, full suit in the summer, point locals are still there yelling at the non existant speeders while clinging to some irrational hope that Pam will show up at any minute to unlock the gate.
'Stool', if you ain't made it in surfing by the time you're 19 you sure as hell ain't going to make it in your forties.
Why is that old bald headed fool in the last row clapping his hands like that. He is way too olf for that.
It's so small today I'm going back home and pray for surf.
Shorty: Dead on! Where did these guys come frome anyway?
'Head Dip', their bros told them about Old'Nofre and they flocked to it like lemmings. They will assimlate,imitating one another. It is sad and pathetic, but what can ou do for them. Thanks to Miki Dora, Surfrider Foudarion has a monthly stipend to suppliment their income.
I be here in San Onofre 8 years. Now is smallest I'd seen ever. The mud pit road is always closed, rangers aides won't let me in. It'd not worth it. Why should I cough up $125.00 for a pass when it's always closed. I don't want to use the alternatve paved parking away from the log. The San Onofre Surfing Association Inc. must get therir fat ass in gear and fix that unhealthy problem. The first latrine is always leaking human waste into the ocean. The stench down is repulsive. Isuggest they take control of that beach and turn it over to the Doheney Longboard Club. How's by you?
When an I get my stipend?
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
'Say What', adeum que latificte euvent euvent teum tu tem meum..
We don't want it. Call 'Chick's Plumbing' okay.
'Bloody Stool', how in the world did you get that moniker anyway?
Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Et in fillium elis unicum sanctum canis resurectum. A deum que letificate. Amen.
AARP, the Surf Club will not comment on aything significent. Give up they aea an exclusibe club thet does not want anybody rocking the boat.Savvy?
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