NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Praise Allah, Dingo. You got the shipback on course.
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Is it just me, or is that BK and Leonard after crashing some sort of reception under the shack?
Yes Security, it is Big Kook and Leonard Turner performing beneath the famous San Onofre palm frond shack
It's more of a willpower thing than a question I guess. I've been inhaling marijuana for 25+ years and have tried to quit multiple times. Last time being seven years ago. The patch, the gum, surfing, all three at the same time. The longest I've had without a hit is nine days when my regiment was on cue and consistent. Then I went to the point and those nine days were out the door. I have no desire to quit surfing, but it's that time again when I consider putting down the dope.
Murphy, you are the dope.
Ain't them guys dead, dom't youse got footage of Sinatra?
Them Laurel and Hardy are kinda' Beverly Glennish ain't they, and don't pretend you don't know what I mean.
Mierda cabron, I live in a bungalow up in Beverly Glen. We pay $4?,500.00 a month split 19 ways. I drive a forklift at Gellson's 3 days.
It's gotdamn Wednesday and Bldg. #4 schitter is plugged. The Park aide said someone took a gigantic, huge, thick, dump, and plugged her up. They said she's shut down till next Monday until they figure how to loosen it up. It is a massive stoppage. You may have to use Bldg. #5.
#5's down too. OB tried flushing a Hefty bag full of used rubbers.
Dude! Wheres my car?
China and surrounding Asian countries have, by far, the most unusual and often most repulsing items on their menus. 'If it moves, they'll cook it and they'll eat it. Actually, they may not even cook it'
Mason, they're called octopus.
Does San Onofre Club sell any surf albums. I know Beach Boys sang about it.The children at the orphan asylum would love a donated DVD.
when iot rains it pours. Yesterday, Wedbesday, Walter Duncan Jr. used the schitter in toilet #1, Bldg.4. and couldnot get off the pot. Rangers called emergency squad, who brought a hydrrolc crain, strapped Mr.Duncan in, removed the door, and brought him out. You remembEr Sr.Duncan who weighed 850 lbs. had a massive myo-infarc, and was buried in a piano crate.
Please bring a covered food dish to share, Sunday at San Onofrias. Park at thge table behind Old Man's wilted frond shack.
Have they unclogged number four today?
Anon' #2, hell no. The toilets run directly into the ocean, probably seaweed has it plugged up real good. Number 5 is working all right.
All latrines #1 through #5 are closed for repairs. Please use port-a-pottie up by toll booth.
Does the Surf Club sponser free food sessiond for homeless souls who've not eaten in weeks? Thank you.
The more helpless a creature,the more entitled it isto protection by manfrom the cruelty of man.
I was woken up one night at my boyfriends' because he was taking the covers off me to put them over his dog.
Chuck, bro, what's the dog's name?
Wednesdays at San Onofre. Hell's bells, todays Saturday. You should wake up and smell the sausage.
Shee' Julio, I thunked today was Sunday.What the helll is going on?
I was at Olds Womans this evening and couldn't believe the attire of the surfer's there. What is this style of all these surfer's wearing Priksucker surfwear. Did I miss out on something? If so reply like Buddy Guy.
Duke, WTF, you taking about anyway. Schitt or get of the pot, okay.
They might be shutting the muddy dirt road down soon because of the inmpending rain storms..If the Club had prescence of mind they'd pave the daggnab thing before it is to late.
Just another sour day at Old 'Nofre as usual.
I took a stroll with the dog yesterday and noticed how many people are surfing four doors these days. I watched a guy at the point who was wearing a sun bonnet catch a set wave and jump off the tail of his board??? I saw a couple of big old boys carrying SUP boards without paddles going out at Mecca, and on the return trip saw one of them stand up without using his arms, knees only!!! They need to be down at Dogpatch. The beach break at the north end was full of old guys surfing short boards, looking pretty smooth. Everything is okay
Anon' #4, you are surfing's lone beaon. Muchisimo mas gracias.
It was confirmed today that legendery surfer Al Gee has changed his name to 'Moss Man'. Gee dressed as a lump of moss infiltrated the H.S.C.de S.O an stoled ham,cheese and 4 finger poi from 'Da Mokes". Da Mokes found him hidden 'Door 4'and changed his profile.
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