Friday, October 22, 2010

MAYDAY MAYDAY

10 comments:

mr.unlucky said...

My baby brother was on that flight.

Anonymous said...

OMG!

Hedda Hopper said...

Celebrity surfer Moss Man, known formerly as Al Gee is having his 18th annual Halloween farty today at Door 4. The entire H.S.C.of S.O is invited along Turdhole, Terry Turd, Tommy Titt and the Paskotitz clan. The 'Moss with the hot sauce' demands all guest to bring thier own food and booze. No exceptions!

Sam Ruben KTLA said...

Well okay, tell Al Gee to take his pot luck party and shove it SIDEWAYS.

counr dracula said...

Ms.Hopper, regarding Al Gee, you must be careful not to hurt feelings. Mr.Gee spent good money for the eyebrow transplant he felt would make hin appear much younger.
IMHO, he looks quite a bit like Lon Chaney's Wolfman, doesn't he?

Frazier Smith said...

Yesterday at Surf Beach boogie boarder Leonard Burner was eaten by a large great shark. Burner along with legendary loudmouth jerk, B.K. were surfing when the shark struck. Burner last words were 'I need a drink dude'. The shark was 19 feet in length. Aledgedly. A memorial will be during the Breeders Cup Nov. 5th at Rib Trader.

the loudmouth said...

Okay, Frazier, here's the 411 on those missing 20 fire rings for the past 10 years. Someone snitched to the State on their 10 20. Superintendant Otto Schnabel ordered they be dug up and replaced to their original site. They will be on display adjacent to the so called 'Bamboo Room'. The cost is $259.00 each unit to be billed to San Onofre Surfboard Sliding Association Inc.

ex president pro tem said...

Geezus Loudmouth, that's $3,180.00
that as members of that stupid club we must cough up to cover charges. For crapp sake that's criminal.

Moe said...

Maybe they can change The Breeders Cup/Leonard Burners party/paddle out to the O.C. Tavern. Then I can just stumble with M.T. Wallets back to my home. It won't be such a far walk. Solo Dios saber!

el chollo said...

Moe, 'solo dias saber' is unclear. What are you trying to say?

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