I'm sitting here in the office and I thought I'd let a little sneaker out. Now I can feel this warm liquid pooling around my ass and running down my leg. The smell is horrendous and I need to somehow get past the secretaries to get to the mens room.
When I get out of the shower, I dry myself off using my own towel for every part of me except my ass. My boyfriend isn't a bad guy by any means, I just use his towel to wipe down my ass because I don't want mine to smell like ass. Sorry dude.
That shark nailed that guy, gulping him down real fast. When will they realize, stay the hell out of the water. GWS cares less about family and friemds. Sorry.
I'm lying in bed with my boyfriend when he starts rubbing Vaseline on his chest. I ask "what are you doing?" He says "I read in a gay magazine that Vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest!" I say "Don't be so fucking stupid, if that were true I'd have a ponytail sticking out of my ass!"
Another death was reported at San Onofre Surf Beach due to a shark attack upon a youg surfer. The boy was on his Morey Boogie float when suddenly he dissapeared from view.
I had a great time yesterday at the Bib Trader. I was with celebrities Isaiah Paskowitz, Rudy Kahanamoku and Sal Gee. Then I went to Ray Gonzales artshow and hung out with Archy!
Sal Gee, Arhy, for chrissake, those guys are yesterdsay's coffee grounds. Get real, or get out. Better yet, BK impersonater, wake up and smell the chorizo okay.
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Paul Carter, Brian Ephriam and Rob Sashy
Hershey, you got that right. San Onofre's Three Stooges.
Is San-O Daze accepting people registered on Facebook?
I'm sitting here in the office and I thought I'd let a little sneaker out. Now I can feel this warm liquid pooling around my ass and running down my leg. The smell is horrendous and I need to somehow get past the secretaries to get to the mens room.
What should I do?
'Diarreah', it looks like you got yourself between a rock and a hard place.
Lord, this is too much for me. I surrendor.
When I get out of the shower, I dry myself off using my own towel for every part of me except my ass. My boyfriend isn't a bad guy by any means, I just use his towel to wipe down my ass because I don't want mine to smell like ass. Sorry dude.
Mr.Brown, get with it. This is the 21th Century, not the 60's.
You had it going, hoss, and you let it get away. Bounce back before it's too late.
'Hopeless', I hear you, loud and clear, but we're stuck here.
That shark nailed that guy, gulping him down real fast. When will they realize, stay the hell out of the water. GWS cares less about family and friemds. Sorry.
HELLO!
Anyone home?
I'm lying in bed with my boyfriend when he starts rubbing Vaseline on his chest. I ask "what are you doing?" He says "I read in a gay magazine that Vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest!" I say "Don't be so fucking stupid, if that were true I'd have a ponytail sticking out of my ass!"
Chuckie boy, are you a full on swish or what?
Once again Dr Ralph has taken this thing to a new low.
Anon'#3, how low can you go.
Holy Mackeral. Either shit or get of the pot okay. This election crappola has been going for 3 days.
I'm turning you into the Blog Moniter.
This is from the Camirrillo State Mental Hospital. Guess who's up here.
They done run this pharting Stooges into the ground.
Another death was reported at San Onofre Surf Beach due to a shark attack upon a youg surfer. The boy was on his Morey Boogie float when suddenly he dissapeared from view.
They got Murphy in the looney bin again?
Looks as if we're stuck with this Stooge until at least next Wednesday Give me strength.
Anonymous #5, Murphy went out with yesterday's coffee grounds. Get with it please.
San-o daze DOA
11-5-10
remember turn your clock ahead 1 hour tonight fall forward spring back
Irregardless, of any animal attacks, 'Onofre shall remain
open this Sabath. Toll booth will open 0600.
Thwere's no horse who will beat Zennyata today, 11/16/2010
I had a great time yesterday at the Bib Trader. I was with celebrities Isaiah Paskowitz, Rudy Kahanamoku and Sal Gee. Then I went to Ray Gonzales artshow and hung out with Archy!
Sal Gee, Arhy, for chrissake, those guys are yesterdsay's coffee
grounds. Get real, or get out. Better yet, BK impersonater, wake up and smell the chorizo okay.
Hey, Jockey, what happened to Zenyatta?
Aon'#8, the problem with Zenyatta was Mike Smith.
Why ya'll hate'n on Zenyatta fer? That horse ain;t never done anything wrong to ya.
Uncle Moe, that race was 10 furlongs. Zenyetta ran her heart out. Mike Smith learn't a lesson. Grade 1's ain't no $8,000.00 claiming race.
Aprowler was detained by Rangers for drilling peepholes in Bldg.#4 at San Onofre Surf Beach.
Peepholes to spy on BK taking a massive dump?
What kind of sickos are out there!?!
At this rate, San-O Daze will reach
100 coments by this weekend. That is, unless you can come up with a new thread.
T-5, their chances of coming up with a topic are Slim and None, and Slim just rode out of town on his horse twenty minutes ago. Who does that leave?
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