Monday, February 28, 2011

Git Off My Porch No Gooder

52 comments:

ex hippy said...

If that poor fool kn ew how stupid he looks with that long hair, sad shades,
and walrus mustache, he'd get his sorry ass off the beach. He's too old for that get-up.

Chaim Levine said...

Is that Charlie Sheen at SanO?

Anonymous said...

Crap. Water at 'Nofre's back down to
55o. BTW, what's with that guy that looks like he's back in the 60's. He's 50 trying to look 30.

WHOOYA said...

Its Radical Rick.

KMET 94.t said...

WHOOYA, get real. Radical Rick was of te 80's 30 years back.. Now, shit or get iff the pot.

Radical Rick said...

Where you from?

bob bitchen said...

Have you seen my pipe?

JF said...

Anyone seen Philo?

Johnny Cakes said...

I saw Philo at Lundys ash spreading fish feast. He said "Hey whats up?" I said "Not much." Oh well.

Son of Tongue said...

Johnny Cakes? How about Lysol Cakes! Any body seen GaaaaRoger.

Joe-man Sanchez said...

While I was incarcerated Flipper died.

Chumly and Schmedly said...

Roger is walking Whitey.

Detective Chunder said...

Speaking of Whitey, Where's Gina?

Tisdale said...

Gina was last seen driving off into the sunset in her vintage Volvo with Earl the Pearl riding shotgun.

Anonymous said...

What in hell is that thing in the bed of that truck? The fellow must be from Elsinore.

B.K. said...

I've been going to Old Mans for 20 years, who are those people your talking about? I don't know any of them!

Disco said...

I'm still around!

Paul Fernaul said...

What about that dude who use to wear mascara as sunscreen, T.J Dahl.

johnny coonz said...

i lost t birds ice chest

Caveman said...

BEER!

Mummbles said...

You dreeenk to mauuchh!!!

Joey Conroy said...

" I snagged a bottle of vodka from my dads liqour cabinet lets go to the wall and drink it"

Dougie Dowden said...

Sue the Bastards!

spinner bob said...

WOW

Allan C.Moore said...

Why, Joey, why?

Oinky said...

We're going to the cave to eat Ding Dongs.

A. Schurmier said...

Thats not all we do in the cave.

Charlie Sheen said...

Heys, Dingo, don't put no more trailer park trash guys on here.

LEONARD said...

Who you callin trailer trash?

White Trash said...

Bathroom 4 is the 909 of San Onofre.

Vote for Steak said...

VOTE FOR TERRY "TUBESTEAK" TRACEY.

I did, have you?

Lobby Bombard said...

Gottdam right we did!

Vedder Family Trust said...

As did we.

Mark Silzle said...

The highlight of my surfing career was cutting off both Dave Dumb and Dave Moron on the same wave!

Insane Jane said...

Mark, who in the heck are Dave Dumb and Dave Moron.

moondog said...

Okay, this is the weekend Gidget comes to San Onofre with the 3 Stooges.

Aesop said...

Gene, Gene, made a machine
Frank, Frank, turned the crank
Joe, Joe, made it go
Art, Art, blew a fart
And tore the whole damn thing apart.

Saul Carter said...

I voted at 0600. Did you? I wrote Rick Skillman in. He needs a banner on PCH. Thank you.

Frank Hops said...

Who but that Tubesteak on the ballot?

Ranger Story said...

I couldn't think of a better representative for our wonderful sport.

So I wrote in San Onofre's own ambassador of goodwill and friendly welcome wagon BIG KOOK.

Tom Turner ex prez SOSC said...

Hey, Insane Jane You don't remember Dave Daum and his surfing buddy Dave Moore!!! Where were you in 72? ASSHOLE

Barney Wilkes VII said...

Tom, I was in the mental hospital in Atascadero. Daryrl "Doggie" Diamond was my roomie. We talked hours about the old days and how much we miss them. The dirt road, the shack, Kook Canyon, The Point, where the unfortunates visited, the old Texico station, and the San Onofre Cafe. I know you remember where we bought horsemeat at the south end of town. Gosh, Tom, those were the old days alright.

Billy'Da'Blowhard' Bailey said...

Why is it everytime I look at this Blog it always ends up about Tubesteak BK and Leonard? Is it maybe they are the only interesting people at San Onofre? I doubt it, but those 3 would have you believe different!!

freddy the legend said...

Billy Blowhard, first off Leonard finally gets a mention. Once and only once. Forget about BK he's toast. Tubes is 'King of San Onofre'. He ccinsiders it home. Tubes claims unless there's new recruits that beach has had it. It is quicksand sucking the place down.

freebie said...

I'm a beach bum. I love sunshine, I love not working. I like not paying rent
to some landlord. During winter months I sneak into State park, sleep, get up early and get out before the Ranger arrives. It's a good life, not a care in the world.

Don Wells said...

Hey Queebie, where have you been? State Park put up Iron Kiosk 4 years ago. No free camping. If you don;t believe me ask BK he got a 84 dollar ticket his 4th.

Bored By All Of This Crap said...

Enough!!

K.L. said...

Forty seven comments! Leonard is not only the new Rusty, he might be bigger than The Tube.

Anonymous said...

KL, that'll be the day.

Buddy Holly said...

T'ill I Die !!!

B OD said...

Bored by it All, we decicide when enough is enough.

Surfer's Row said...

VOTE; VOTE; VOTE

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