Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Please Stay Out of the Water

12 comments:

SPCA said...

BK is always trying to stir up trouble wit yelping dogs, sea lions, and hungary sharks. Well, he has me terrified, I'm never going back to that confounded beach again. All them damned dogs do is schitt on the beach, and piss on the logs.

Another Angry Father said...

Like, Big Kook would never give a surf report with swell direction, wave height, water temp, wind velocity and direction, no all he's interested in is dead bodies, and teenage girls who love to booze it up.

Third Angry Father said...

You are corrct Father, BK has been in trouble before feeding teen chics Everclear till they offered nu resistance. It was cranberry juice packed with the 180o liquor.

Fancy Nancy said...

Hello gang. There was this dude at San Onofre Beach who supplied us with a pint of 190o Everclear. He was behibd the wheel of a blue van. We began work on the bottle, within 7 minutes that stuff knocked our socks off, then driver took the rest off. I have recollection what took place, but I sure am sore.





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THEBIGKOOK said...

You guys talk BS on the Thebigkook Jealous?

Shotgun Wedding said...

You guys ran Murphy out of town on a rail. Please don;t do that to BK.

Anonymous said...

I gots to take a massie Chicago style dump, and I'm going to unload a giant diarreah crappola right where that stupid seal is swimming. He's dumb he'll think it's lunch.

Dr.Abrams said...

Honest to gawd, what's gotten into BK, he appears disorientated. He seems to have taken a turn for the worse.

Dean of Men said...

BK has flunked his fundamental IQ
exam.

911, Surf Beach said...

Another weekend another swell.

Paramedics will be stationed at toilet #4 for the inevitable.

Anonymous said...

San-O Daze is dead. The contributors are hopeless. They have no creativity.

Dr.Ross said...

San Onofre officially designateded as dog beach. Dog parties sweep the beach overtaking the dilapidated palm frond shack. Pets came as far as Barstow to bark and parade. San Onofre club members welcomed them with open arms. Budwieser and supplied Kibbles and Bits.

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