NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
BK is always trying to stir up trouble wit yelping dogs, sea lions, and hungary sharks. Well, he has me terrified, I'm never going back to that confounded beach again. All them damned dogs do is schitt on the beach, and piss on the logs.
Like, Big Kook would never give a surf report with swell direction, wave height, water temp, wind velocity and direction, no all he's interested in is dead bodies, and teenage girls who love to booze it up.
You are corrct Father, BK has been in trouble before feeding teen chics Everclear till they offered nu resistance. It was cranberry juice packed with the 180o liquor.
Hello gang. There was this dude at San Onofre Beach who supplied us with a pint of 190o Everclear. He was behibd the wheel of a blue van. We began work on the bottle, within 7 minutes that stuff knocked our socks off, then driver took the rest off. I have recollection what took place, but I sure am sore.i have no
You guys talk BS on the Thebigkook Jealous?
You guys ran Murphy out of town on a rail. Please don;t do that to BK.
I gots to take a massie Chicago style dump, and I'm going to unload a giant diarreah crappola right where that stupid seal is swimming. He's dumb he'll think it's lunch.
Honest to gawd, what's gotten into BK, he appears disorientated. He seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
BK has flunked his fundamental IQexam.
Another weekend another swell.Paramedics will be stationed at toilet #4 for the inevitable.
San-O Daze is dead. The contributors are hopeless. They have no creativity.
San Onofre officially designateded as dog beach. Dog parties sweep the beach overtaking the dilapidated palm frond shack. Pets came as far as Barstow to bark and parade. San Onofre club members welcomed them with open arms. Budwieser and supplied Kibbles and Bits.
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