NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Bless you, Dingo, for exposing the goings on of unattended dogs. Last Sunday I went for my morning swim at San Onofre It was 6:00 AM, not yet light. On my way to the tide hole, I took a step. Squish! Right on this giant doggie doo. It was awful. It stunk up my foot so bad I could hardly breath. Well, I waited which seemed like forever for the lifeguard to arrive. Finally, he arrived and said there's nothing he could do. The title for this thread is, "Watch your step". I ain't kidding, San Onofre beach is innundated with
...huge Jurasic Park droppings from the mangiest of animals. I don't know why owners think we want to see their "baby". If this doesn't take the cake I don't know what does. Last evening I witnessed an owner walk down to the berm where he emptied a huge black plastic bag filled with dog turds. It made me ill. He said he was a club member and he could damn well do what he pleased and told me to mind my own business.
I decided to take advantage of the sun and work on my tan yesterday. I walked to the berm, put down my towel, and laid myself face down. Instantly I smelt this nauseating stench and immediately puked.You guessed it. Under my towel (and now on my face) was the biggest runniest pile of shit ever seen.
like i've said for years...sano has more turds then doheny could shake a stick at (pardon grammar...i am a product of the inner city sanctum)
You suckers keep going to that doggie beach at 'Nofre. You know there's going to be piles of dog crap waiting for you to step into. Why don't you take a sidearm and when you see that plugged up family pooch take a massive dump right in the middle of beach shoot the moe foe's right between the eyes. That'll teach those pet lovers a lesson.
Why do those darned lunatics insist on bringing their 'little baby' to the seashore rather than the municiple kennel is beyond me.
If anybody's interested I have a dog crock pot on sale with frozen cats and dog parts.
Bobby Lombards dog is the biggest nuisance on the beach.Fine him!
Hey thats Steve And Theresa's dog Bonita in the bottom photo. Why don't they put that on thier FACEKOOK?
There's a giant dump in the Frank Hopps bamboo complete with about half a roll of used toilet paper. What kind of dog would do that?
Flipper, that humungus massive dump would be classified as a monument. If selfish dog owners would leave their 'baby' at home that beach would be a heck of a lot cleaner, that's for sure.
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