Saturday, May 21, 2005

From the Mayors office

Today was a ZOO! The line to get in was as long as any summer weekend. The surf was a high tide mushy bumpy sloppy mass of boards and body's, and to make things worse, the whole Webster Fornicator team was out for a photo session and almost every one of them was leashless. The fog again arrived and so did the onshore winds, so most of the locals were leaving early. When I left about 8:30 the turnaround was full and Ranger P was turning cars back at the bottom of the access road. We had a visit this morning before the gate opened from Edison Security guards 307alpha and 307bravo it was good to see them and remember for those of you who want to get in line early at the gate, if you get there before 4:30am Edison Security will make you leave. They patrol the whole area of the park (as a courteousy to the state) and the Edison power plant and they are armed with automatic weapons and all are ex-military so they know how to police and defend the area. Well thats about all from San Zoonofre, more later------maybe

Hi Puttz!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

San Zoonofre?!? I like it, Mr. Mayor. Great work and I'll see you Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Another great report Mayor. Flawless, thanks.

Anonymous said...

As always, an objective eye on the scene. Thank you Mr. Mayor. Along with the Team Weber Duckie photo op, was the first annual dumpster diving contestant awaiting his heat. More to follow...

Anonymous said...

Whats with all the "Numb-Nuts" not wearing leashes on these very crowded days? I tell you, if one of these loose boards nails me, along with knocking a fin off the board I'm calling Attny.David Gray and have the person declared "LEGALLY STUPID"!!! If you have to surf without a leash "SURF AT ANOTHER BEACH", none of you are that good!Also "NO BOOGY BOARDS AT SanO", surfboards only!Enjoy your visit.

Anonymous said...

Recycle your leashes for fashion. Free surf team t-shirts in exchange for riding retro. No experience required.

Anonymous said...

Are those T-shirts from Talega Surf&Sport?

Anonymous said...

If you have to ask, you qualify for one.

Anonymous said...

You can pick up your T-shirt at StarBucks. Ask for Stu!

Anonymous said...

Make sure its not twisted!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, we got shirts!

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