Wednesday, January 09, 2008




Sweet-N-Low said...

Check the stall first before entering. See the empty roll, use the stall next to it.

He's to smart to get caught with his pants around his ankles.


Sandy Beach said...

Grab a glass of Scotch. Sit there and ponder the fact of no TP. Drink more Scotch, forget about the need for TP, get up and stumble out the door while trying to appear composed. BTW, SNL had it right – pick the other stall!

Anonymous said...

Sitney, where'd you find such a hot topic? You sure know how to bring 'em out of the woodwork. Wasn't McGuyver a product of the '70s

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

Sorry, anonymous, but the newswire is on fire with stories about spontaneous protests all over the area because of the closure of San Onofre. No time to talk.

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