When I was maybe eight or nine years old, the guys in the hood would have contests to see who can pee the farthest or who can pee over the highest wall... then when you're a bit older and into sports you get the whole communal bathtub/shower thing. Personally I could bounce it off the celling. The only other guy that could do that was Joe Carbonie.
Now days at times it looks more like a clogged sprinkler head. What was your personal best back in the day, and what do you have now? Remember the first lier doesn't stand a chance.
I know the ladies have similar contest. Your input would be greatly valued.
Monkey pee, monkey do