Monday, January 07, 2008

REMEMBER WHEN?

When I was maybe eight or nine years old, the guys in the hood would have contests to see who can pee the farthest or who can pee over the highest wall... then when you're a bit older and into sports you get the whole communal bathtub/shower thing. Personally I could bounce it off the celling. The only other guy that could do that was Joe Carbonie.
Now days at times it looks more like a clogged sprinkler head. What was your personal best back in the day, and what do you have now? Remember the first lier doesn't stand a chance.
I know the ladies have similar contest. Your input would be greatly valued.

Monkey pee, monkey do

7 comments:

This is my stop, bye for now said...

When I got into reading this blog, it wasn't all about poop and piss, but it seems that that is all the road ahead holds.

Did you guys all fall and bang your heads or was it some parasite in the water you guys drank that infected your brains?

WHEN THE FOCUS GROUP LIKES THE WORD "CHANGE" said...

"I want to make change, but I've already made change. I will continue to make change. I'm not just running on a promise of change. I'm running on 35 years of change. I'm running on having taken on the drug companies and the health insurance companies, taking on the oil companies. So, you know, I think it is clear that what we need is somebody who can deliver change. And we don't need to be raising the false hopes of our country about what can be delivered. The best way to know what change I will produce is to look at the changes that I've already made."--Hillary Clinton, Jan. 5, 2008

masked intruder said...

This is My Stop: Good riddence to bad rubbish. My brain is damaged, so what!

Sweet-N-Low said...

O.K. Dr. Here's mine...

Mid 90's right after a hard night of drinking and bowling. Waiting for my next league to start, couldn't wait for the ladies room.

Outside around the back of the bowling alley next to my car. At least 2feet away target locked in and the wall was a direct hit. I have witnesses if need be.

Not a contest, but it was my personal best...

:)

government mule said...

Some people come here to sit and think, but I come here to schitt and stink. How's that folks?

who let the perverted dogs out? said...

Wow. Poopzle and his dung eating duo, Murf and his youthful strawberry-red paddled behind - courtesy of his male buddies, Ralph with his all guy "communal bathtub/shower thing" and pissing for distance contests, and don't even get me started on the rest of you. Now I see what is driving readership up. If you sponsor a San-O Daze "sword fighting" contest (and you know what that is), you'll double readership to 400 - - - three hundred and ninety five of which will be either perverts or gay, but a reader is a reader, yes?

wake up pee-o . . . said...

You left out Dingo and his affiction for posting the avoirdupois female, and Sydney, who posted frontal nudity of some guy (until Puttzle censored him and banned him from posting for a month) and pictures of women pissing (apparantly acceptable by Puttzle's standards) - though none were of women pissing outside the bowling alley - so
to you-know-who I say, you are safe, darlin'.

Moon Phase