Monday, January 07, 2008

One Girl, One Cup

6 comments:

hard core said...

Sitney, now we're cooking with gas. Curiously, when was that photo taken, 1956?

The Colonel said...

When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernal. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernal, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernal is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.

colonel of the urinal said...

Excuse me! How do we know you're leveling with us?

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

It’s Dita Von Teese, ex-wife of Marilyn Manson, in a modern photograph.

colonel of the urinal said...

Syd, she's so hot I'd give her my huge schwanz any day. How 'bout you?

Long Dong Silver said...

Colonel:

You are the Dirk Digler of the blogging world!

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