Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Breaking the news is worth a beer

Steve, Dingo, puttzle and the Mayor are surfing Old Man's when Steve suddenly is attacked and is killed instantly by a shark

After the coroner leaves with Steves body the Mayor volunteers to tell Steve's wife the terrible news. Some two hours later the Mayor returns to the Old Man's with a six-pack of beer under his arm.

Dingo ask's the Mayor, where did you get the six-pack?

The Mayor replied, Steves wife gave it to me.

What! You just told her that Steve was killed by a shark and she gave you a six-pack?

Well , before I broke the news I asked her if she was Steves widow. And, she said she wasn't, so I said I'd bet her a six-pack she was!

Sad thing is, Dingo, Puttzle and the Mayor were given tickets for drinking beer on the beach by Officer Doug.


even sharks know the difference said...

Sounds like steve was one of those stand-up board guys!

Anonymous said...

Murph, now that's A-Stuff

Walter Schlitz said...

The Mayor never drinks beer!

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