The stupid dog I adopted from the S.P.C.A. ain't right either. He got off his lease and ran to the park. By the time I huff and puff my back side up there behind him, he's already at it with a kid, who's dad starts yelling that I'm a child molester via canine proxy and the dog and me need to be registered as sex offenders! He starts hollering that he's going to hire Gloria Allred.
I tell him that it was an accident that he got off his leash and he says to me "Accident, Smaccident!" and takes a swing at me.
4 comments:
Y I K E S !
I blame the little temptress!
So do I, maybe she's from UCLA.
exactly!
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