Tuesday, April 08, 2008

"MURPHY'S LAW"

The down side of being better than everyone else is that people

tend to assume you're pretentious!

54 comments:

Moon Doggie said...

and would that be the Pretentious Point Crew???

Anonymous said...

What Point. There ain't no point there. What's going on here, anyways?

a point person said...

That be us.

TPC said...

Moon Doggie-do, do you have a problem with the Point crew? Some can bag on us all they want, they have earned the right! You my friend have not! You should stay home with the 909er's (and only dream about the toll road), or come join in for the fun.

Anonymous said...

Moon Pie, Lets agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be!

sister mary elephant said...

CLAAAAASS, CLAAAAAASS!

"SHHHHHHUT UUUUUP!"

Anonymous said...

Sister Mary, calm down.

BK 53 in jail 4/2/08 said...

Where did YOU celebrate your 53rd birthday?

smell the coffee said...

Hey! That's not funny.

See today's Los Angeles Times:

"A grand jury transcript released Monday describes an Orange County jail in disarray"

"inmates were allowed to use brutality and intimidation"

"Sheriff Michael S. Carona exercised his 5th Amendment rights rather than answer the panel's questions."

"systemic indolence and officially sanctioned inmate violence"

"deputies tampered with and withheld evidence and interfered with the grand jury investigation"

"inmate "shot-callers" would enforce jail rules with beatings, called "taxations," and receive special privileges in return."

BK is suffering!

Anonymous said...

Murph, does audacious have anything to do with pretentious.Try to make time to view Tubesteak's Diary, it announces the coming of 'Surfwise', the story of the traveling Paskowitz' travels in this month's issue of VF, Madonna cover story.

murphy said...

Saw Tubesteaks blog, Where is the movie about Dewey? Now that would be very entertaining! No ego problem there.

Anonymous said...

Dewey movie is waiting it's turn right behind The Velzy srory, the David Nuuhiiva story, the Miki Dora story, the Mickey Munoz story, the Chuck Dent story, however, don't hold your breath. The last story about surfing was, you guessed it, yep, Gidget--The little girl with big ideas. Forget the Yater Story.

Moon Doggie said...

damn, you Point guys are touchy. Just stirrin some turds, sorry. If I hurt any feelings, come see me at Four Doors and I'll give you a Donut. And I am not a nine oh niner. Class of 57 Newport Beach.

have a pan cake said...

Talk about touchy! You can stir the pot as much as you like but, if you take anything seriously here, you ARE in trouble. LOL

a point person said...

Make sure to pick up your behemoth dog's turds, moonie.

up to here said...

Moondog, Class of '57. YIKES! You are an old guy. Do you have long, thinning, gray hair, swept back in a hideous ponytail.

point me in the right direction said...

The upside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you are simple.

Moon Doggie said...

yes I am gettin old, just turned 60but no friggin ponytail. Class of 57 is when I started surfing. First trip to Sano was in 58 with the Weaver family.

Downside said...

You must be talkin bout "SURF STAR"!

Anonymous said...

First, the Point crew doesn't really surf. They build fires and make fun of people who are surfing. Once a month the Mayor goes out and rides some tired old noserider and gets passed up by every wave.

Second,there isn't a point.

Third, none of them know what pretentious means.

Forth, Pretzel isn't pretentious, he's a wanna be cop telling people to slow down.

Fifth, Jim Brown....never mind.

Sixth, Tubesteak and Moon Doggie...never mind.

Seventh, never mind

Anonymous said...

Anon' what do you mean pass on Tubesteak and Moondog. I am a staunch supporter of those two Gidget characters. Had it not been for them the challenge of surfboard riding would be nonexistant, like SANO bocci ballers. Why the talk abount 'The Point'?.
'Surf Star' says there's no point. I believe him.

the party of tubesteak said...

Fourteen House Democrats are taking the federal government to court in an effort to halt construction of the security barrier between the United States and Mexico. It turns out that environmental groups such as the Sierra Club and the Defenders of Wildlife are more concerned over displacing a few animals than in protecting our borders from potential terrorists and the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants, and the Democrats are more than happy to help.

Anonymous said...

FUCK HENRY FORD AND ALL WHO IDOLIZE HIS FAT PRETENTIOUS ASS!

Moon Doggie said...

getting way too hostile here so I am signing off forever. I just want to surf, eat and take a nap in my van. Keep it simple.

Anonymous said...

Aloha, Moondog. The Anon',
just above your last entry,
sure has a giant *HARD ON*
for Surfing's true Legend, Mr.Henry Ford. What do you think caused that?

p.s. I'm Anon' #4

Anonymous said...

the real legends of surfing are always gettin bitch slapped and it comes with the territory. Its always comes from petty jealousy and envy. Look at all the crap being said about Kelly Slater and he isn't even retired yet. All genius has a little insanity in it.

Surf Star said...

Ok Heres the real deal? Ask Bill Stewart about Ford? He was kicked out of the county life guards! The Star started surfing in 53. Prior to that he and the other So Bay guys were on the hard surfmats, standing up etc! The Star has a full head of hair and none of that pony tail crap! The Star also surfs in warm water, as in, west for 5:30 hours in the big bird! LOL

Anonymous said...

yeah, and Henry went to prison too but so what. We have all made bad decisions. Aren't we talking about just surfing and not personal crap.

up to here said...

Wait a minute 'Star', you say you're a surf mattress guy. You guys are really getting beneath SANODAZE guys nerves with all this Legendary Henry Ford stuff. Everyone at Point worships Ford-O. This is not the first time it's surfaced. So, spill the beans. What gives, or do you even know?

go cry someplace else said...

"SURF STAR", a legend in his own mind! Is there nothing this guy hasn't done? You idiots that rag on the POINT must be real loser's, maybe you should join a womens health spa, the complaining there would suit you better because your nothing but a bunch of PUSSY"S! There must be a lot of jealousy because I don't hear anyone rag on, 4doors, oldman's or dogpatch!
You probably surf like shit, and you can't handle the surf at the POINT, stay away they don't want you. You must be a snake or a shoulder hopper anyways. Nuff said.
And before you open your mouth about our mayor, remember, he could still surf circles around YOU unless you hop him! As for our puttzle, he you idiot, is looking out for the whole of San Onofre by telling people to slow down, maybe he should let one speed by and hit YOU, that would shut you up!

murphy said...

Moon doggie, your comments are always welcome here. Don't let a few acrimonious and juvenile communications terminate your pliable status as a plenipotentiary.

Anonymous said...

'Go Cry', why are you so hateful toward the 'Star'. He is merely voicing his opinion about Old 'Nofre surfing. Incidentaly, can the Mayor and Murphy show us a grant deed indicating their fee simple title to 'The Point'?

up to here said...

Hey Murphy, where you get those $15.00 words?

Anonymous said...

in fact there is a Grant Deed from Doug Craig to the Mayor and Murphy granting them title to the Point.

Surf Star said...

Go Cry: Just lucky to have been there at the right time! If you want, I can drop names all day long? Who needs it? Steak knows the whole deal, as does Murph. I can't sit at this machine all day and do this stuff. From Rincon to Wind and Sea I'm so lucky to have all these friends for all these years! The surf, the parties iit's all good. Waves are good where you guys go in at Sano. I think it's still too crowded cause of them suits and cords!

Surf Star said...

Oh Yeah, It's For-D as in 40-D, not Ford-O. Keep things right, will ya?

Anonymous said...

been surfing Sano since the fifties and I currently do NOT surf the Point but it has been and always will be the BEST WAVE AT SANO. There is no logical debate about this PERIOD!!!!! Old Man's is usually soft & slow and Four Doors rarely breaks and washes out at higher tides. Don't even try to argue this one. The reason I don't surf the Point is that I don't like anybody there-just kiddin-you guys are the best!!!

inquiring mind wants to know said...

Hey, which of you guys used to be called "garbagemouth"?

cry me a river said...

Star, seems like all you do is drop names. Sticks and stones can break your bones, but names don't mean shit! I know a lot of names too, but it don't make me a star, or does it?

cry me to the moon said...

I believe he was talking about Henry Ford as Ford-o, wake up and pay attention.

murphy said...

I couldn't afford $15.00, so it behooved me to borrow the words from the Mayor!

surf star said...

CMR: It's not name dropping, it's knowing these people thru ones life. I think if you don't know someone and use there name, that's name droping? Ask the Murph, he knows all!

whats his name said...

BK is becoming a legend, maybe his name should be dropped, off a toll road bridge!

Anonymous said...

anyone notice the BK mobile cocktail lounge in the parking lot this weekend? It was there, fresh out of impound. He's gonna be back on May 1st so watch the women & children. As Amy Winehouse sings:

"I don't wanna go to re-hab, no no no no".

Anonymous said...

'STAR', murph knows neither Jack Schitt nor Bo Diddley Squatt. You wanna name drop, well try: Richard Deese, Peff Eick, Rich Hatch, Mike Searcy, 'Top to Bottem'
Danny O'Conner, Ed Johnsto,(who's Ed Johnston aka Tweet Tweet), Sabu Winewinkle, Jack Pollard, Freddy Flower, and that mob.You notice nobody from the imaginar 'The Point' is there.

Surf Star said...

Nice list. Know or knew them. Some are gone. Way too sone. We make choices in this life. Some don't work out too well? Lets get those last name spellings right. LOL

Surf Star said...

Soon as in spelling! LOL

syrf star said...

Anon: Lets do this. Velzy. Copeland, Jacobs, Bagley, Jim Eick, Tommy Brooks, Dodds, Edgar Bros, Johnny Rice, Danny McTasney, Young Bros, Wayne Williams, Jimmy Brown, Strattens, Martell, Zute, Gomes, Bugbee, How about Carson,Aaberg, Jim Wicker, Kemper. Morse, Noll, Dees (THE MAYOR) Kelly, Tilton, Abru, Ige(IGGY) Holinger, Achoy, Bendickson, Hammer,Pope, Howm I do'n? Now we can start with the other surf spots? Not! I'd be here for far tooo long. Believe it or not these guys are or were friends thru the years. As the late Goodwin would say, Too much fun! oops, Murph

murphy said...

Hell! From that list of names, I may know you! I knew and looked up to all thoughs guys, but what about Dewey, Hap, Bing, Noll, Grannis, Hoppy and the list could go on.

Surf Star said...

Murph: look again. ooops, Dewey, Granny, Hoppy and son Bill, Hap, as in Jacobs, The Bag Wallace, Breem, Stidham, Horton,Dunn, Millican, The Tuthill bros, Anderson, Stanley Mac as in Studdah. Hell he's still there! Hey whatever happened to the gall they called, dirt clod? LOL

Anonymous said...

Murphy, you took the bait. Thats gotta be Tubesteak screwin with you.

murphy said...

That Tubesteak! You gotta lov'em!

Anonymous said...

Do any of you know John Gault?

Anonymous said...

from Atlas Shrugged "where is our John Gault to put and end to it all".

Moon Phase