Thursday, September 25, 2008

Understanding Women No. 72

Sometimes I have difficulty understanding women. She asked if I wanted to leave the bar now. I thought she was asking me if, well, I wanted to leave the bar at that particular moment. I said no.

Shortly afterwards she indicated, without saying a word, that she wanted to leave at that time and further, that she had a particular reason for wanting us to be somewhere else. Subtlety, thy name is woman.


uncle walter said...

Oh, man, Sydney Esq., where'd you find the twist. Schitt, she's hotter than a whore's ass. What is your seceret?

Anonymous said...

Sy Esq. Jr et al, why do the protractors want to block progress. Gee, golly, if we listened to them we'd still be in the Dark Ages. Can you envision this, dig up I-5
and bring back the dinosaurs.


COUSIN NED said...

Yuh, what time dos she get outta school.

confusion said...

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

COUSIN NED said...

Confused, where in Texas be Kotex. Is she in the panhandle by Odessa?

Anonymous said...

Holy crapp, can you believe this Blog?

aunt ruth said...

Sidney, do you think that gal should have that in her mouth like that?

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

Uncle Walter: 9".
Anon: Where's my shovel?
Cousin Ned: Sorry, taken.
Anon: Shit yes!
Aunt Ruth: Only till I get her to the car.

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