Saturday, November 08, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS BONGA PERKINS! 2008 OXBOW PRO WORLD LONGBOARD TOUR CHAMPION!


35 comments:

F. man crush said...

Murphy you kiss ass leg humper!
Did you get his autograph and your picture with him too?

my panties are wet said...

The good news is that since a Hawaiian won, they will most likely have the event in the islands next year. You leg-humpers will have to travel to see your heros.

Al Hunt said...

Witt and Vetter were ripped off.

The Kid said...

You can bet the boat it won't be in California again. Total four day attendance was estimated to be 750.What a flop.And I didn't even get a tee shirt.

mark my words said...

Get ready for the F. Henry Ford Stand Up Paddle competition next spring! You can bet the boat on this one!

murphy said...

Its surfing news guys, this is still a surfing blog sometimes! I just thought some real surfers might want to know.

HAW (USA) said...

Better a Hawaiian win it than some frenchy!

out to lunch said...

Don't go getting all logical on us Murphy. We're perfectly capable of not making sense on our own!

Dr. Sal Saglup said...

I spoke to the Head Judge yesterday,according to F.Henry,Nat Young and the entire Team at Oxbow,they are willing to settle.They want to know what the "great locals of san'o want?" I asked them if I could have some time to think about it. "Sure, sure, we'll see you midday on Sunday" I'll be there, what about you?

hans schnosler said...

little tommy witt got hosed by the asp frog squad or whoever they are,wheres the party?

Anonymous said...

Hint: all you sniveling whiners check the 2008 ASP rule book. There's a Vblog Sunday how they had you guys without a kiss. Hint #2: ASP jugges want to be invited back. This is Austrailian stuff. when they say frog you jump,

[loser]

screwball said...

Hands, the party's over.

Chuck Dent said...

The Asp longboard tour is for the guys who got their asses kicked by Slater. They couldn't hack it as shortboarders so they used the 'ol 9'0 as a crutch.They wouldn't know what to do with a 10' Jacobs if their life depended upon it. That excludes;Tommy Witt,Brad Vetter, Colin McPhillips, Baggs, and Star warz.

boyz from brazil said...

Longboards, what's wit youse guys? Next they'll have heats for San Onofre whiners wearing water wings. That's right, water wings.

F. France said...

Knee deep in trash today at Oldmans.

Don't lift a finger F. Henry, Oxbow and the Brazilians. The "little people" that frequent the beach will clean up after your sorry asses.

And all the beer bottles? You don't worry about the other rules so why worry about alcohol and glass containers!

Murphy's picture of the trash was right on the money!

Anonymous said...

F. France, you'd best wake up,smell the croissants, get on with your stupid, naive, life. Yes,
F.Henry Ford has packed up his 'dog and pony' show and moved on. Now, San Onofre can get back to their special week, the old timers are coming back.
Luaus, volley ball, trophies, Vice President's letter, grading the road,provide VB nets,and promote the lackluster beach lifestyle.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Neon, Google ADR.

[anon.three]

Anonymous said...

this guy was screweing a dude in the restroom at bathroom four, he is a hell of anm athelete, but definately gay, as are most hawaiians.

boyz from brazil said...

Anon #4, we hear you. When did you realize Hawaiians are homos?

60 and over sand bar said...

I know the upcoming "Murphy Classic" will be run with professionalism and respect for the locals. What were the dates on that again Murph?

DUMBFOUNDED said...

Sixty, never mind. Murphy is last week's news.

Anonymous said...

Oxbow Int. payout fees released. F. Hery (Hank) Ford received a payout of$86,500.00 fee as contest director, payable USA cash. Way to go, Hank.

[color me green]

hotshot said...

tHAT 'Murphy For Laughs' sure likes those wierd kind of photos such as elephants with nude boys and pachyderms (elephants).

union laborer said...

Next stop Japan. Get on the bus or stop groveling.

HIKE said...

Make a new plan, Stan

grotesque said...

Get a new toy, Roy.

[forty]

Paul Holmes said...

B.K. has been arrested again! The security agent for Oxbow called Ranger Dairywimple when he witnessed "A tall guy,grumpy looking,trying to make off with some tools from our staging area." F.Henry denied knowing B.K. and said "Haul 'em away". Most witnesses said B.K. was merely looking for spare change underneath the bleachers. I hope he'll be okay.

royal flush said...

Oh no, Paul, say it ain't so. BK's still on the three strike program. What's wrong with him, anyways. We thought Diarywimple was working Sacramento. Who are we to believe?

bk hater said...

now that definitely doesn't deserve a comment

Anonymous said...

Fially, closure. F.Henry treated Murphy to Sunday brunch with his Oxbow Int. gift certificates. That just about clinches it for me. Where, Fisherman's, San Clemente pier.

[Check Please]

Paul holmes said...

Ah yes, Roy Flush, It is true Dairywimple is patrolling The Delta. Nontheless,all police activity at San Onofre State Beach is still funneled his way.Although he is not present,he still rules.I also received a call from Nat Young,B.K. has been bailed out. Nat says it was in thanks for the loaner board he's been riding for the past week.

Anonymous said...

How in Hades did Nat Young allow himself to be in concert with BK. Next they'll want Terry Beard in the nest.

[swoosh]

Don Cram said...

Swoosh, you must be under contract with Nike. Tiger makes $1500 per minute. How much do you think California Cooler pays?

check please said...

I heard f. henry ford asked some of the san onofre surf club members to brunch, but they said no because they didn't want to have to eat crow!

royal flush said...

Don Cram, Chiat Day, add agency representing Cal Cooler oays handsomely, however, smoll potatos compared to Oxbow's payout to F.Henry's six figure income from Oxbow Int.

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