Sunday, January 04, 2009

"MURPHY'S CORNER"

Question: How do you make "HOLY WATER"?

Answer: YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was an Altar Boy for four years and I've never heard of this joke. For whom is this joke intended? I prefer racial jokes. No kidding.

Henny Youngman said...

Murphy surfaces after his long hiatus only to give us this???

Anonymous said...

TA DA!

Loaded Diaper said...

I wanna know how to make Holy Shit!

stop it said...

Diaper, eat Swiss cheese, stupid.

DICK said...

G O N G !

Anonymous said...

JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

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Anonymous said...

Anon' #1, how do you blindfold a Chinese guy?
With dental floss.

[ka ching]

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