Monday, January 12, 2009

Simple Explanation

To help us all better understand the difference between the guys at " Old Mans", "The Point Crew" and the "Boys at Four Doors" we turn to astrophysics.

Weakly interacting massive particles, the guys at Old Mans, or WIMPs, are hypothetical particles serving as one possible solution to the dark matter problem. These particles interact through the weak nuclear force and gravity, and possibly through other interactions no stronger than the weak force. Because they do not interact with electromagnetism they cannot be seen directly, and because they do not interact with the strong nuclear force they do not react strongly with atomic nuclei.

This combination of properties gives WIMPs many of the properties of neutrinos, save for being far more massive and therefore slower.

Massive astrophysical compact halo object, the Point Crew, the Boys at Four Doors, or MACHO, is a general name for any kind of astronomical body that might explain the apparent presence of dark matter in galaxy halos. A MACHO is a small chunk of normal baryonic matter, which emits little or no radiation and drifts through interstellar space unassociated with any solar system. Since MACHOs would not emit any light of their own, they would be very hard to detect. MACHOs may sometimes be black holes or neutron stars as well as brown dwarfs or unassociated planets. White dwarfs and very faint red dwarfs have also been proposed as candidate MACHOs.

I hope this gives all of you a better understanding of the guys that roost at San Onofre.

It was very helpful to me.

37 comments:

scratching his head said...

Gee-sus H Cryst Doc.
I do understand know.

Dr. Demento said...

Best to lay off of the self-prescribed meds for a while, Doc.

You may have suufered some mental impairment.

Anonymous said...

All I know is my boyfriend has swollen testicles, and they're turning purple, plus he's impotent.

Dr. PeePee said...

For erections lasting over 4 hours, please contact your physician.

aching said...

Dr.Peepee, hi. I'm suffering from big balls elephantitus, and it's driving me nuts. It's getting so bad the garegiver suggested a baloon tire wheelbarrow so as I can go outdoors. I don't know what to do in the meantime.

Dr. PeePee. said...

Hey there aching, sounds good...I'll make some coleslaw.

Fats Flannighan said...

Doc Ralphie, better lay off the pipe brother, yur gettin wayyy out there.

love to said...

Dr.PeePee, how 'bout making me a triple Daquari, poured in a small glass with an Everclaer floater.

Orale Ese said...

Most Mexicans eat a large lunch at about 2pm. This is called Comida Corrida ('fast' food is a common translation, but it doesn't do this great tradition justice, and is probably not the correct etymology, as 'full run' of a meal is closer) and is served at little non-fancy restaurants. It's usually very good value for money; for 30-40 pesos you'll get soup, a plate of food with rice and beans, tortillas and all the fruit water you can drink. For the main dish there's usually a small menu of standard dishes to choose from, such as chicken with some sauce, beef tips in tomato and onion, puntas a la mexicana, or meatballs in a chipotle sauce (dried and smoked jalapeƱo chiles). This is all good wholesome Mexican food, and can be highly recommended. Some taquerias are open in the day, but traditionally that's more of a nighttime thing.

Anonymous said...

Orale Ese, how do you know all this meuarda, anyways.

OB said...

I've had an erection for 57 years!

Anonymous said...

Did you hear hat Aching? 57years, can you believe it.

[anon 10"]

Fats Flannighan said...

OB, you've either been snorting amyl nitrate(poppers) or crushed Viagra for 57 years.

Billy Jean King said...

that OB has been spotted at some of our lesbian rallies, walking around exposing his member, telling us he has the cure.

Ellen Degeneres said...

that sicko OB even had the nerve to ask if I ever took it up the hershey highway, and I know you know where that is.

Dr. WeeWee said...

Can you use some pictures, Dr?

I have trouble with words.

BEN DOVER said...

Hello, Ms.Degeneres, we sure do. Isn't it by Tailpipe Junction. I'm sure it is.

Anonymous said...

you guys at Point rule.

murphy said...

THANKS for taking the heat off me Doc! I owe you one!

BEN DOVER said...

Hear this, Murph, is this Doc, Doc Dorian whose Surwise which just topppd $42,000,000 boxoffice.

Hugh Jardon said...

Both Ms. King & Ms. Degeneres need to be bent over a barstool and shown how two in the pink and one in the stink works.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you Hugh, but I prefer the Don Carter Bowling Grip method.

Professional Bowler said...

Anon 5, Don't you dare bring bowling into this venue!! I'll kick you in your bowling balls!!

today's special said...

It appears San-O Daze has done run out of gas.

Dr. Booty said...

The largest buttocks occur in cases of steatopygy, generally associated with Hottentot, Bushman, and other African tribes. The condition is said to be rare in white women. In its most developed state each buttock can be two or three feet across and even the youngest members of the tribe can exhibit enormously inflated posteriors. Montegazza has included a number of pictures of women with posterior steatopygy.

hunched over said...

Doc Booty, thanks for bringing that up. Yes, I once dated women whose posteriors were wider than a barn door.They're birth place was a foreign country alright.

Jesse Jackson said...

We happen to call dat a "Ghetto Booty".

Honky Cracker said...

We call it a FAT ASS!

Orale Ese said...

Te meto la verga por el osico para que te calles el pinche puto osico hijo de perra!

Harriet Nelson said...

my my, you boys. We nicely called that a "Big Back Yard".

Famous Anus said...

Thanks Harriet....
Now I see the connection to Doc Ralphs balck hole!

Laverne DeFazio said...

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

step step kick step said...

LaVerne; kick, kick, step, kick, five, six, seven,
and....

viewing segment said...

Maybe San-O Daze could have Old Man's changed to Dead Man's.

Madonna said...

us girls just gotta have fun.

Dr. Ralph said...

And you guys are telling me to lay off the self prescribed drugs and the pipe.

YIKES!!

DICK said...

Dr.Ralph, YIKES! is right.

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