Saturday, May 30, 2009



Anonymous said...

Awww, come on. Where's Sydney Carton Jr. Esq. and Tubes. Blogs move forward, not backwards.

Anonymous said...

It kinda does sound like Sid and Tube though.

spread 'em said...

anon' #2, it shor' do.

Sharp Shooter said...

Murphy hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked him.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," Murphy replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" Murphy said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $575.00 for my San Onofre Point jacket, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my head, and I thought: I just paid $30.00 for this red Dewey Weber team hat, I'm not shooting myself in the head."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

Anonymous said...

So then,
So then,
So then,

"So then along came Jones", well you know the rest.

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