NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Awww, come on. Where's Sydney Carton Jr. Esq. and Tubes. Blogs move forward, not backwards.
It kinda does sound like Sid and Tube though.
anon' #2, it shor' do.
Murphy hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off."How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked him."Well, I was trying to commit suicide," Murphy replied."What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?""No, Silly!" Murphy said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $575.00 for my San Onofre Point jacket, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.""So then?" asked the doctor."Then I put the gun in my head, and I thought: I just paid $30.00 for this red Dewey Weber team hat, I'm not shooting myself in the head.""So then?""Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
So then, So then,So then,"So then along came Jones", well you know the rest.
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