Monday, May 18, 2009

SAN ONOFRE POWER PLANT COLAPSED LAST NIGHT!


The San Onofre nuclear power plant was destroyed last night from the earth quake. Radiation is so bad they say they will have to close San Onofre Surfing Beach the Bluff's camp grounds, all trestles and Church for at least 10 years. "Its too dangerous for people to use the beach for years to come" one state offical was heard to say!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another all night binge, Murphy?

puttzle said...

It is a mess down there. You can't get within 5 miles of the plant, or should I say former plant.

Geiger Counter said...

I'll see you guys in the lineup tomorrow. Make sure you bring your lead coated wetsuits.

rady ation said...

Don't forget to take your Iodine tablets!

Flatline said...

I just drank the bottle of iodine.

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KEWL, BRO said...

If rhe dopers need it legalize it for them. If crack whores want their rush, legalize it. Tune in turn on, and drop out.

Anonymous said...

Murphy, you, Anon, and Puttzle, are the worst of scaremongers. I lost two nephews in that horrible Northridge tremblor. Neither of you as funny as you think you are. You owe us an apologie please

Cal Tech said...

My '73 Vega was crushed in that quake. Murphy is as sensitive as rock!

Take my wife, please! said...

Pinocchio, Snow White, Superman and Murphy are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

(There was no good way to tie Murphy in, so he just went along for the walk)

Anonymous said...

Very sad and pathetic people need *weed* for self confidence, isn't it.

[no hope]
[in dope]

surfers kneeling said...

What happened to the San Onofre vigil last night ?

take your head out of your said...

Its so sad when Murphy, Puttzle or Dingo post something about nature and some thoughtless people try to blame the whole worlds sad events on them. Get off your high horses and enjoy life before YOU are no longer with us. Death is inevitable, whether by an accident sickness or natural causes, we all are going to die at some time. Life is not for ever. Earth only has 5 billion years left, are you going to blame that on them also?

Anonymous said...

Because Murphy, you guys are bunch of idiots!

ins said...

Are you from Russia?

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Anonymous said...

Sano Fan = Murphy

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