Thursday, May 07, 2009

The Ruination of San-O Daze

I think all you so-called bloggers are spending way too much time on Facebook, good gawd it's nothing but a bunch of humorless, lonely people trying to score and who are afraid to venture outdoors. We know who you are and where you live. (p.s. will you be my friend?) makes me puke.

13 comments:

RABBI KLAPPER said...

Sorry Fats, but if you haven't made it in Surfing by the time your 19 you just ain't gonna' make it. Facebook is not your panacea. Sorry.

Irving Cohen said...

Tubesteak won't be my friend.

Anonymous said...

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, however the animals must be female. Sex with a male animal is punishable by death.

amputee said...

Anon', YIKES!

Sweet-N-Low said...

So exactly how do you know how many people are on facebook? And how do you know their "catch phrase".

I do believe thou protests to much. Could facebook be your own little guilty pleasure?
:)

Anonymous said...

Shotzy is my friend.

blood pressure said...

S&L, if you have a problem with our FACEBOOK go to your High School Reunion. Okay.

Saul Goldstein said...

Oye there Rabbi. Are you the same Rabbi Klapper from the Shalom beth-Hershel Synagogue of Brooklyn NY?

RABBI KLAPPER said...

Why, certainly Saul, oy vey, we were in Flatbush not far from Brooklyn.

F. Henry said...

Hi!

I'm on MyFace and no one will be my friend.

LITTLE NIPPER said...

F.Henry, guys with class do no not need that phony popularity Face, whatever it's called. You
are a winner that's why they want you. Show ne a 'real winner' on that "party l[ne",
I know you know what I mean.

Sweet-N-Low said...

BP
Anonymous talks about men having sex with animals, and you call me out?

Really? And the best you could come up with was a high school reunion rip.

First of all, loosen the tie and let the blood flow to the brain. Than re-read the original post than my comment and you'll realize I'm not bagging on Facebook or anyone on facebook.

But don't feel to bad, because one day you too will eventually graduate high school.
:)

huge grapefruit said...

S/Low, I suffer from postrate cancer, if I make it through the summer I would consider myself blessed. My gland is the size of a big, black, hockey puck. Plese don't make light of my misfortune.

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