Sunday, March 21, 2010

San Onofre Surf Report March 21, 2010

45 comments:

loyol fan said...

Praise the Lord, Dr.Ralph, you are the messiah. Ihave waited nearly a lifetime for information such as this. For gawd's sake all this time I dwindled day after day, week after week. month after month, morning, noon, and night, searching for grunts and accomodations, and sure as shooten' you come up with a solution. Thanks for your best kept seceret .99 a gallon on El Camino, San Clemente. I would drive to San Onofre, wait in that agonizing line for hours, only to be treated like swine by those lugs who think they are local who own the beach, well they're don't own nothing. You should be writing for Westways magazine.

anon' #12 said...

That ain't nothing. Over here in community Shorecliff, 87 octain sells for .89 gallon. How's that for low pruces!

Anonymous said...

Hey Facebooh--I don't need no friends. Keep away from me. I have a life. I have an email already. Go bug Twitter.

Ty A. Nuss said...

I shared a room with Lou Spincter back in religious school. He overflowed the toilet really badly a couple times and refused to go buy a plunger. Even after I went and bought a plunger he still didn't use it. I know this because one day me and my girlfriend were in the bathroom getting ready for class and she said, "it really smells like shit in here." Apparently Lou was so afraid of overflowing the toilet again that he started to throw his butt wiped toilet paper into the garbage instead of risking clogging the toilet again.

'nofre greeter said...

Oh, for cripe's sake, Dr.Ralph this is SS DD. What is you trying to pull on us? The road is shut down so they can repair the major sewage rupture at Bldg.#1. It will close the beach until middle of next week anyway.

grand pooba said...

Doctor, what is going on at that lunatic beach of yours. Toilers clogged daily, no waves, my new Morris Minor gets filthy due to unpaveed road those people let stay unpaved. If those people had half abrain they would be dangerous. Alright. Tell yhose beach bums, stop pissing in the drinkink fountain at Blfg. 4. Okay.

prince dumpster IV said...

'grand poobah', this is terrible. I've been visiting 'Nofre all of forty years, even before they built them HCB buildings. I always thought those fountains were public urinals, oow you tell me they ain't. What's wrong with you peopl anyway. I'm pals with Puttzle.

Rev. D. I. Rhea said...

I too was once a room mate of Lou Spincter, the dirtiest man I have ever set eyes on. He kept the entire appartment in a complete state of repulsiveness consistently throughout the days. One day he asked me for toilet paper because he was all out. I had none, so I said no, and he gave me a disgruntled look and entered the washroom with a red shirt in his hand. I didn't think much of it at the time but later on that day when I saw that same red shirt in a small bucket drenched in brown tinted water and smelling of the distinct odor of shit, I realized he wiped his ass with his own shirt, and planned on soaking the shirt in water to clean it. He had a poop bucket with his poopy shirt in it! He was going to wear the shirt again! Worse yet, he put the dirty poop bucket in the kitchen sink. The next morning I put on a pair of rubber gloves and slapped him in the face to wake him up. Just as he was opening his eyes, (and his mouth), I poured the dirty atrocitized bucket of poop, water, and his shirt onto his face, into his mouth, and all over his bed. He moved out shortly after.

Anonymous said...

Lou sounds like a real pig!

Anonymous said...

Hey! Slow down!

Anonymous said...

Dr, why do you keep shoulder hopping Spincter?

floating corn log said...

Dr.Ralph, this is 3/18/20i9 there is no whitewater at San Onofre beach. Please rewrite and post as such. That camerera is a fraud. Repeat: there is no whitewater at SANO.

Anonymous said...

Dr., you must update your 'yesterday's coffee grounds' loop. It's becoming awfully stale.

surf starved said...

WTF you screwballs doing down there? Someone's gone to sleep at the switch again. Wake up Puttzle, smell the chorizo.

Anonymous said...

No 3/19/2010 update? Why?

Anonymous said...

Sorry to interup, but just got back from 'Nofre. Flatter than yesterday's root beer, and not going to get any better ever.

trail 6 guy said...

Anon' #7, try Facebook.

Anonymous said...

San Onofre is so 'Willy Nelsonish'.

Poop Shoot said...

So it seems that a couple of weeks ago, Lucifer himself
was walking around Hell, observing all the suffering. He
was on a mission to be sure everyone was enduring the
maximum pain when he noticed a chubby old guy with white
hair sweating and shoveling coal.

The guy was obviously in great distress, but the Devil
decided he just wasn't suffering sufficiently. So, he
walked up to the perspiring old fellow and whispered
in his ear, "Hey, Teddy... Have I told you a Republican
got your Senate seat?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

lee harvey oswald said...

'Poop Shoot', you're not funny at all..

freddy freeloader said...

Hi all. Just checking in on the free all you can eat bbq at ol 'nofre day after manana.

rabbitt surfer said...

HEY! WAKE UP IN THERE!

Dr. Ralph said...

If I take a day off one of my fellow bloggers,(if they wanted to)could update the surf report in my absence.

harvey q. wallbanger said...

Dr.Puttzle, please start over. You are innundated wit stale threads. like, who cares about repeats of yesterday's news. I have so much to say, however, I don't want to be 25th in line. Life is short.

Long time reader, 1st time caller said...

This overdone surf report feature sure makes it look like there's nothing new on this dying blog.

Lets move forward, boys.

Fed Up said...

'Long time reader....' You hit the head right in the nail.

Network Exec. said...

San Onofre surf report needs to join Murphline in the garbage pile of "features that did not work".

hook nose said...

'Network Exec', what could Murphline have done to have been a success. Where did they go wrong?

Dr. Ralph said...

Well excuse me for tying to be accommodating. I never know when the site will update. To all of your liking this report has just been terminated.

Sean Colins said...

I tune in everyday to get the latest San O surf reports. Now Dr Ralph has eliminated it. What gives?

the editor-in-chief said...

Murphline was more or less ended because there was nobody who would pick up the ball and do the videos when the camera person moved away. It was not a "feature that did not work"

Dr. Ralph said...

Editor-in-chief, because I leave early for work I don't know what time the video updates itself.
At five in the morning I go to edit post and change the post options.
When I come home at five I look at the post and it has been updated but I don't know when it changed, even though it says last updated at 07:30 AM. It may not update until noon or so. It would be nice if someone could help me out on this.

on the outside looking in said...

I have to say Doc, the links you have given are a very comprehensive report for the conditions at San Onofre.

take no prisoners said...

'Dr.Ralp', you want help? If it gets too hot in the kitchen, get the hell out.

Dr. Ralph said...

You dumb ass I am asking for positive input on how to improve.

noche latina said...

Don't worry es-say Dr. Ralph I got chu back home boy. Double Star 1911 locked and loaded.

puttzle said...

Doc, you keep keepin' on.

vato loco said...

I can not believe this blogb has become 'La Opinion'. Forget San-O Daze, rename it 'San Juan Capistrano Daze', homes.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy oh boy! I can hardly contain myself in eager anticipation of todays lack of photo surf report.

judge judy said...

Anon'#9, why the hell don't you drive to SANO and look at it in person. You don't need no flimsy camera report, especially from a lousy angle.

ripley's believe it or not said...

Holy krapp, I thought today is Monday, and Puttzle still has yesterday's blog. What gives anyways or what?

Guiness book of records said...

Sundays blog from 3 weeks ago!

Ditto's Rush said...

What ever happened to Pete? Your needed here, dude!

Murphy said...

Lately, I've really gotten into to making my own pizza with ricotta cheese instead of the red sauce, parmesan cheese and bacon. It's amazing!

Get Real said...

Murphy, you had your chance. It didn't work. Try Facebook.

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