Thursday, March 04, 2010

Severe Weather Alert



Severe Weather Alert

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23 comments:

K.L. said...

Leonard has been training and gathering gear all winter. Leonard will be known as the "Garrett McNamara of Main Break". Not since the summer of '39 are such huge combers expected to break on our beloved shores of St. Onophrius. God bless you Leonard and I'm sure the saints of surfers heaven shall keep a keen eye on one of their own.

Confused said...

My girlfriend is comfortable farting around me... wtf do I do now?

Rev. Lou Spincter said...

me and archy are going to palm springs anyway. It's much easier for us to relax out there. I find it to be less judgemntal.

Anonymous said...

Don't you mean Psalm Springs?

Rev. Lou Spincter said...

your a comodian

Laird Hamilton said...

'KL' are you sure it wasn't December '39.

gerry lopez said...

Poor Leonard. He's become San-O Daze whipping boy.

confused said...

Howzit, Garrett, how'd things go in Todos anyway?

Deaf Joe said...

According to GArannis it was September 30, '39. Thank you, KL.

deaf joe said...

Just as Dr. Ralph predicted it's going to rain like hell tomorrow and Sunday. Because San Onofre Club BOD refulal to asphault their old dirt road, access to the beach will be denied, again.

white trash said...

Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by we taxpayers

mussolini said...

Orale, huevos. This is our country now. You ain't nothing but basura blanco, ?comprende?.

Roy Gonzalez said...

Nobody hates Mexicans as much as I do.

Dr. Ralph said...

I taught my 2 sons not to use the word “hate.” The word itself is just that, a word. However, the meaning and power it carries by simply using it can be devastating. When one says, “I hate “this or that,” hate is not placed in that in which you hate, but rather in the haters heart, your heart. It is more damaging to the one that hates then to that in which is being hated. When you have hate in your heart, it can spread like a virus, and it becomes easier to hate, thus polluting your heart in this endless hatred, finally turning your heart black. Just by using the word “hate,” whether you mean it or not, it can spread, battle, and conflict with the love that is also in your heart. There is no good that comes directly from hate. By hating something, you allow that thing to further bother you even more then it already has. If you really “dislike” this thing so much, then let it go, if you don’t then you are allowing it to control you, thus increasing your hatred towards it. By just simply using the word this chain reaction can happen. The word “hate” should not be used lightly, preferably not at all.

How can one prevent oneself from hating? Where does hatred come from? There can be many reasons and ways for hatred to come about, but there is a simple answer. More or less, the source of hatred forms when our expectations are not met to our satisfaction. When one expects something, and it does not happen how we expected it to, we become disappointed. If we continue to have ideas on how things should be, and discriminate between things based off of our opinions, we are sure to eventually be let down. This can lead to hatred in that in which is not to our satisfaction. The answer, Do not expect. If you do not expect, you can not be disappointed. Remain neutral and remove your discrimination and prejudice which both can lead to hatred. Remember that discrimination can be as simple as valuing one thing over another. Remove that.
Don’t be afraid that by reaching this neutral state that life will be boring. It will not. Everything will be beautiful, and at the same time not, because the relativeness is gone. This is also the way to cease suffering.

The fact that I stated hate is a bad word implies a discrimination, an expectation, a prejudice is in effect. If I was in this state of neutrality myself, hate would neither be bad nor good. The two would be one. However, I used this headline to make a point. To bring forth awareness, like a slap to your head that wakes you up, just when you thought you were already awake.

adolph hitler said...

Dr.Ralph, you are going to kill this dismal Blog.

beach omsbudsman said...

Homeless bums invade Old 'Nofre. We don't know who let the cat out of the bag, but they're here looking for the freebies. Please do not feed them. They are like seagulls, you will never get rid of them. Do not attempt to feed squirrles. Some are rabbi infested.
This is a family orientated beach. We don't need disease running rampant. If you see a rodent frothing at the mouth onntact the nearest Park Ranger.

SLOW DOWN said...

San Onofre Beach update: 30 MPH southerly wind, crumbling unmakable waves. Outlook unfavorable for 3 days. Beach will close until Wednesday due to raw sewer leakage at Bldg. #1 Keep pets
pets teathered at all times. Speed limit in effect while State installs much needed parking meters. Thank you.

anonymous said...

This ain't not real. There is absolutly no "Severe Weather Alert" in effect. Actully they sounded the all clear alert at 0900 PST. It appeared to be another Dr.Ralph ruse.

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Chicken Little said...

Here's what happened with Dr.Ralph's weather advisory. It fizzled. It flopped. The alert blew right by and is now down by Ensenada BC Sur. Thanks Dr.Ralph.
BTW, the sky is falling. The sky is falling.

mush ball said...

That is awful the way Tubes treats Dr.Ralph. He owes Dr. an apology right now.

doppler said...

Well chicken lets see if you can make that same comment tomorrow morning.
By 8 o'clock this evening until sometime tomorrow morning you will be eating your own words.

sorry said...

'Dopplar', it's 10:00 am Sunday. There is no rain. There will be no rain. The sun is shining, the filthy dirt road is wide open. For your enjoyment crow is being served.

Dr. Ralph said...

If I were you I would safe-guard the moment, as they are few and far between.

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