Monday, March 29, 2010

San Onofre Surf Report March 29, 2010

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph, who are those 2 knuckleheads at pre breakwater Dohoe. Nobody wants to read Surfline adds. Please put 'Nofre VB results.

blockhead said...

Here we go again. SS DD OW.

Talega Bob said...

Hey everybody, Ralphline says the surf is up. Time to head to Sano.

piclke nose said...

Say Blockhead, how'd you get that name?

1965 said...

Wow thaaanks maaan this is really cool maaan. I mean wow maaan I'm a 909 dude so this is way cool maaan.

Ralph Malph said...

I work at a hemorrhoids help line.

puttzle said...

I like it doc, keep it going...

squarepants b ob said...

New issur of Surfer's Journal out now. Hap Lacobs.

Anonymous said...

Say, Doc, can you post a map so we can get to this San Onofre place?

Anonymous said...

C'mon Doc, were still waiting here at Costco with our new Softops and want to learn at San O. Please post the directions.

scoutmaster said...

Anon', exit Costco, get on i-5 north till you get to Fountain Valley turnoff. Exit west toward Bolsa Chica. You are there.

Anonymous said...

WTF? Were up here at Bolsa Chica and some guy with a boogie board said San O is 200 miles south of here. Thanks a heap Dr. Ralph.

real fed up bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb said...

That 'Nofre gets worser and worser.It's always blown out . Waves crumbly. Thr butied seaweed is begimming to putrify. Is that namby-panby club st[ll in existance?

Dr. Ralph said...

I guess you guys did not see the site map link in my post? YIKES!!!

True Story said...

BK picks up a streetwalker and goes into his van. After negotiating the price for her time he decides that he wants to begin his experience by going down on her. After a few moments he comes up and spits out a piece of potato. He shrugs and dives back in as he is too horny to care. Again he pops up and this time spits out a chunk of roast beef and a bit of carrot. This too much for him. "WTF!" he cried, "Are you sick?" "No, I'm not sick." she replied, "But my last customer was!"

oceanside jim said...

Dr.Ralph, you have the best blog in SOCAL. Your camera is spectacular. It either signals go or stay. With gas close to $4.00 per gallon this is important. A suggestion, maybe you can negotiate the State to install a line cam when summer roles around. Thanks, Doc, you're the best.

Riverside BillyBob said...

Wez sure like them thar SanO. Thanx Doc.

okie tom said...

'Riverside Billy Bob', yoi're a goddamn hillbilly.

Ralph Machio said...

WOW! This why I keep clicking on this washed up blog. Nothing gets the day started like a couple of old, stale links to some bogus surf report!

total BS said...

Ralph, I can say Amen to that for sure.

twitter said...

This blog is grotesque alright.

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mr.popularity said...

Not only is Dr.on Rcebook, but he's on My Space and Twitter. How's that for a trifecta. Way to go Dr.

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Not BK said...

Sex offenders can get Viagra. The President's Brown Shirts will be enforcing ObamaCare. Fidel Castro happily backs the health care plan. Pelosi thinks the bill will create magic money... This is the ObamaCare Circus, and it's coming to a town near you.

Talega Ned said...

Not BK, when?

INSPECTOR said...

Major bloKAGE Bldg.#4 at 0706. That is all. OVER!

TALEGA LOU said...

I see London
I see France
I see......underpants
YEAH!

Dr. Ralph said...

Asleep at the wheel.

Rev. Lou Spincter said...

it's weird dr ralph: when i try to get to sano following these directions i wind up on some old dirt road with a bunch of potheads hanging out at the beach trying to ride old style surfing boards. is that sano?

large marge the barge said...

Will someone plese change the format. This page is very stale. Are you people just lazy, or what?

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Anonymous said...

wtf is wrong with this picture... the same f-ing post for two weeks? do any of you know wtf is going on. tell lou to post soemthing new.

give it up said...

Anon'#5, this blog sucks a hatchi, big time.

Puttzle said...

Its a permanent Dr Ralph blog. All others have been fired.

abe lincoln said...

Puttzle, that is a lousy surfcam, Can't you do something? It is so blown out I can't believe it, but your cam shows glassy conditions. Your cam is misleading.

Anonymous said...

See here Puttzle, lou Spincter needs some top billing for a change. Its not fair the Dr Ralph hogs all the glory.

Dr. Ralph said...

Thank you for your comments, all of them. You guys have a solid case for complaint. The daily surf report is just that, an update daily for those who would like to know about the conditions at Sano. It is intended to be fill and not the main attraction. I am hopeful that my fellow bloggers will continue to contribute on a entertaining and regular basis.
Again I encourage all comment, good bad or indifferent.

Thank you

Doc R

ms sunshine said...

GIANT HOAX! No waves at SANO. Please update camera. I quit this SANODAZE. I've had it!

talega taco king said...

Can you believe it, I can't. Dr.
Ralp[h has this flimsy camera taking pictures of beginers riding waves eighteen inches in height.
Unbelievable for sure.

Murphy out of touch said...

I know it's old school, but I still love Super Mario Brothers for Nintendo.

Anonymous said...

Dr, your a class act. If only Puttzle would understand that and treat you as such.

Talega Larry Jr. said...

Dr.Ralph, sadly, your insipid blog is dull as dishwater. Please liven it up.

Dr.Zonked said...

Dr.Ralph has this San-O Daze rigged that it shall never be changeed. You are forced to view that gawd awfuj video of his bros he's trying to pawn off as 'Nofre regulars. He is a madman for sure.

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