NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
You would not b elieve the chaos and devistation the Mexican earthquake hurled on San Onofre State Surf beach. The tremb lor nearly levelec Bldgs. 1 trough 5 rupturing all sewer discharge lines leading to the ocean leaving the human waste flowing freely into ocean.
Piss on the sweepers. San On ofre State Surf Beach is devistated due to the Mexican earthquake. Family cookouts ruined. Smokers overturned up and down the beach spilling tri-tips, flap meat, and turkey franks, for beach dogs to devour. It was the worse thing ever witnessed in beach history.
This was once a proud Blog. Look at it now. It has flopped sinking to lowest level possible. Is it Dr.Ralph, Puttzle, Dingo, who? Mea culpa, mea culpa , mea maxima culpa.
Blame it on murphy.
Old 'Nofre south wind blow out. This is th3rd week in a row. Isn't there anything the San Onofre Surfing Club can do about it, like build a wind break. What's wrong here?
Murphy is a ghost.
San Onofre completly blown out with 22 mph south wind. Dirt road closed due to 7.2 tremblor repairs. Sewer lines ruptured causing foul smell on beach.
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
tell it like it are Cicero.
Hey bro, leave SUP guys be. Go after the sissified leash wearers. Kookss can't control a surfboard, ergo, they must be anhored to it with some cord. That is why they're called 'hoe dads'.
For who it might concern: today'sTuesday not Sunday. Okay.
Totally and irrevokably blown out by 40 knot west wind. 'Nofre's had it.
Where did Dr Ralphs surf report go? I need to know!
Anon'#4, see above.
You really f__ked up this time, puttzle!
Dr.Bracket, you said a mouthful.
Rule One in Surfing:NEVER BURN BRIDGES
State of California official announcement. In order to satisfyGovernors deficit the one mile Sa Onofre State Surf Beach wil be soldfor $22,000,000,00 cash. No more annuual pass, now it is pay as you go.
'uRGENT', GOOD GAWD MAN THAT'S OVER %36,OOO.00 a year to go to San Onofre. Well, they can KMMFA!
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