NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
What's wrong with that fool?
That's the great waterman and scofflaw Chuck Patterson!
That numbskull is going to rupture hisself before the day's over won't he. He should take lessons from the SUP King, M.Munoz.
More proof that those morons have single digit IQs.
38pm · ReportBernie Tsao HA! Surfers??? MY A__!!!! Da biggest joke in the universe!Yesterday at 1:44pm · ReportRyan Richer whats up with that wetsuit?Yesterday at 1:50pm · ReportColin Dwyer thats a good way to learn how to surf. Yesterday at 1:58pm · ReportNo Sup check the leash...Yesterday at 2:05pm · ReportPaul White See what happens greedy Sup shop owners take advatGe of roided up 909'ers.......Yesterday at 2:10pm · ReportColin Dwyer didnt even see the leash holy fuck..... ya good call paul. nor cals not quite as infested with suppers but everytime i venture past pt conception im bombarded with these fuckin boats. Yesterday at 2:12pm · ReportTimothy JeromeClark VonGlascoe I've talked to people who think anything you do on a wave is surfing; bodyboarding, bodysurfing, rafting, kneeboarding,splashing,fishing,STAND UP "PADDLE BOARDING"...you get the idea, surfing is one board one body that's IT!!!. Oh yea, let's not forget buttboarding which is where most of these guys came from cause they couldn't STAND UP! No offense everybody else. I worked hard and paid some serious dues learning to "SURF"Yesterday at 2:14pm · ReportRob Cook thats a good way to get the offical kook stamp on your forehead walking down the beach afterwards haha....Yesterday at 2:15pm · ReportRob Cook and its not the act or the sport that we dont like,its the serious injurys they can cause and mark my word this summer with more people learning to SUP ,THERE will BE MORE INJURYS.They are vessels!not boards,one gets loose in the inside at popular spots and game over....Yesterday at 2:18pm · ReportColin Dwyer speak for yourself i hate everything about it. Yesterday at 2:52pm · ReportChristina Cauley The douchebags in Canoes, dropping in on waves, suck just as bad as the SUPS....total kooks. Kite boarding is a close second.Yesterday at 2:57pm · ReportRicho Adams those kooks are worse than rollerbladersYesterday at 3:01pm · ReportChristina Cauley Rollerbladers suck so bad! Buncha ass clown fruitbooters.Yesterday at 3:05pm · ReportRicho Adams sup's should only be allowed in lakes .......and waterfallsYesterday at 3:08pm · ReportRobert Hampton another one going straightYesterday at 4:03pm · ReportPaul Pugliesi Hell no SUPS wil never be surfers .They should be banned periodYesterday at 4:29pm · ReportTimmy Edwards Just another Fu$$#$# fad!Yesterday at 4:47pm · ReportChris Stimpfl one snaked me before....vibed him.Yesterday at 4:47pm · ReportMatt Rapf We vibed the sea clowns out of the lineup today, and we will continue to do it. The boys are united!Yesterday at 5:03pm · ReportTimmy Edwards TRUE THAT!Yesterday at 5:10pm · ReportKieran Magee haha, he's about to pearl Yesterday at 5:59pm · ReportPaul DeSarno I bet he waxed the bottom too!Yesterday at 7:37pm · ReportNo Sup he looks like a rugby player....Yesterday at 7:45pm · ReportSchuyler Harris More like a scruby gayer!Yesterday at 10:57pm · ReportJoey Lademan GOOD GOD!Yesterday at 11:40pm · ReportJoe Ewing My take on this is sometimes you have to look to the past to see the future. Pre 70's surfing was done on big heavy surfboards and you had to look like that guy to just to get the board to the beach. Get
Chuck Sux, you isnt gonna' fool us. Nope, you are Allan Seymour. Welcomne back, Splash, okay.
No, you don't. I'm the real Allan Seymour.
Oh yeah, I'm the real Allan Seymour.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I've saw that dude at San Onofre trying to get out. He didn't make it out there either.
Heck, I know the authentic Allan Seymour.
Why does he not wear a Surfmore XMsafety cord.
I can't quite believe this.
Old 'Nofre celebrates 'Earth Day'today, Sunday. Free food and refreshments on us.
Say goodby to obscurity.
What a giant BOOB.
Chuck Patterson wins a brand new SUP in a contest. He paddles around all the time flipping off the surfers. One day the surfers stop him on the beach, they draw a circle in the sand and say "If you step out of that circle, we will destroy your SUP." Chuck steps out and they pick up hammers and start busting up his new SUP. They look back and Chuck is smiling. They hit the SUP some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your SUP." He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
Criminy sakes. This blog is loadedwith giant boobs.
Chuck Patterson was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later Chuck complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked. "What do you think I've been doing," chuck said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
"SUP" and "Surf Disaster" would be an oxymoron.
why are you pricks bustin' on chuck all the time? he is true waterman well versed in mutilple disciplines. he would surf circles around you old long boarders. check out his blog.
Chuck Patterson decided to learn to sky dive and took a lesson. Chuck listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.Chuck asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?""That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."After pondering his answer, he asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
'Upchuck', if a tree falls in the forest, if no body's there to hear it does it make a noise. .
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