NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
REPENT! THE END IS NEAR.
Bill, methinks my old pal Gary Colman is refering to the San Onofre Surfing Club BOD as being cruel and thoughtless because of his skin pigment. I hope he sues those inconsideratE bastards for all they're worth. Good luck, pal, we miss you here at AA.
Today is Saturday April 10, 2010. What gives with yesterday's date anyway. Who went to sleep at the switch down there?
Coleman, bro, you need a drink bad, like a triple in a small glass with 151o floater.
I'll drink to that.
Paskowitz 'Surfwise' 3/31/2010 update. Total box office$32,000,000.00 tripling Big Wednesday gross. Way to go, Doc.
Here's how she stands on Facebook right now, Saturday April 10th, 2010. Regarding Facebook, Bruce Savage has been deluged with an avalanch of Emails seeking personl informatin causing him to become dizzy. Faebook shall be put on our backburner umtil our administative assissitant arrives. Ms.Sabrina Wetworth will handle all Facebook bookings. http://www.facebook.com/Stay tuned for more updates.
Paskowitz' rule. Alright.
"He ain't heavy, he's my brother".[anon'#4]
Hi everybody. My name is Bruce Savage. I have absolutly nothin to do with that insidious 'Facebook'. Please, Mr.Imposter, cease and desist using my name. I don't need 'Facebook'. W hy, you ask, simple I have no surfboard for sale or do I have a cruelty cause to push. Please leave me be. I'm completly dedicated to San-O Daze100% Thank you very much.
A Sweeper with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to hisears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief."But. what happened to your other ear?""The son of a bitch called back."
Schmuck, you sure are a dumb sum' bitch you know.
Since when has San-O Daze be come a forum for 'Facebook'? Older fools feel they need an outlet in the 'golden years' for venting cooped up frustrations, so here comes 'Facebook'. Rule #1: if you haven't made it in surfing by the time you are 19, you ain't gonna' make it. Certainly not with 'Facebook'. Incidently, 'golden years' means anyone over 40.
Reaper, San-O Daze is for people on their down. That is why you must never be cruel to people on your struggle to the top because you never know when you'll pass them on your way to the bottem.
Looks like putzel has spent too much time in the sun, and what's up with the wrinkles? Putz it's time to leave the mountains and return to the beach. Nobody has seen Murph in months, so the coast is clear.
Eeezaws, that's a helluva' west wind blowing, Dr.Ralph. What can we do in the meamtime? Please advise.
Dr.Ralph, that boy in the insert looks like the poster boy for the UNCF, doesn't he.
That blood's a mean looking mo' fo', ain't he.
Hey, mow! What happened to our FACEBOOK page. Well!
Yo, Bill W. when they going to change the sheets. For gawd's sake this things been running a week.
Dr Ralph is asleep at the wheel agan.
Anon'#6, asleep at the wheel is better than driing in the fast lane with both hands off the steering wheel.
Anyone who's read history knows that the trouble with communism is the communists. Similarly, the problem with the Muslim religion is Muslims. So why should it be so hard to swallow that the problem with democracy is the Democrats?
Zing, you are a very obsevent individual. Congratulations.
Wat's it all about Alphie?
Dr.Ralph we must severe the head of that serpent before it's too late. Praise the Lord Say Amen!
Dr.Ralph, it's too late. Aloha to you, your contributors, and San-ODaze. See you in the funny papers.
If you watch Gary's eyes when you walk from one side of the room to the other, they follow you. Try it, it works.
For crying out loud, Eye, they do. I can't believe it. How do they do that?
How's about Gary "checking out!!!"
Dr Ralph! Hello? Anybody home?
Anon'#9, the lights are on, but there's nobody home.
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