NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Geeze Louise, Dr.Ralph. That camera is misleading. San Onofre is blown out of control for the tenth day in a row. When will the thing be adjusted?
For crying out loud, curious. It's March the windiest month of the year. Watcha' expect anyways.
surf report's for tuesday. today's thursday. i do not get it.
School girl welcome party today at Old Man's shack. Wear something comfortable perfeably school colors. 4/1/10 3:00 PM sharp. See Mark.
Thwere weren't not no school girl party at the beach after school went looking for Mark, but he ain't there. There was an empty school bus but some jerk let the air out of the tires. The bus driver was pissed when he came out of the shitter alright
Big wind outer waters causing San Onofre cross chop. It is unridable.It doesn't look good. Big storm moving down coast. Unpaved road closure for sure.
Back in the 80's the San O gang would hit up the all you can eat sushi bar on Del Mar. We would always get more than our moneys worth and walk away almost sick. I ate over 60 pieces of sushi, which did not go over well. The whole next day I felt it churning, but it didn’t affect my day until I was hanging out with a girl I met at the beach. We were in her station wagon and we started going at it. Things started getting heated and then all of the sudden I knew shit was about to go down. Literally. She basically had me pinned when I abruptly said I had to leave. She looked at me and said, “Seriously? Right this second?" I couldn’t think of a better excuse than that I had to meet up with my friends cause I promised I would. She looked at me like I was crazy, but I ran out of the car and bolted to toilet 2, building #4. I made it just in time before I had explosive diarrhea. I’m pretty sure she felt like she did something wrong or that I would rather hang out with my friends than fool around with her. It probably was a shot to her self esteem, but I never told her that I just really had to take a GIANT DUMP!
This coming Monday April 5, 2010 San Onofre State Surf Beach will close indefinatly due to the structuring of the Pacific Electricrailroad cars forming an artificial reef at Old Man's, Dogpatch area, Four Doors, and the Point. Construction will takeat least six weeks. No surfig allowed. Thank you for your cooperation.
0930 4/2/10 SANO blown out heavy south wind. That is all. OVER!
'GMD', that aint nothing. Several years back this 650 lb. Sumo wrestler positioned himself, then dropped a dinasour size load in the sink at toilet #2, Bldg. #4. It hardened, they couldn't get it out. Finally, they soaked it with kerosene, ignited it and it took 10whole days to burn itself out. It sure stinked to high heaven.
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