What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo? I didn't know we were pouring concrete today ----- What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child. ----- What do you call a Mexican with a new car? A felon ----- Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future either! ----- Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died ----- Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their moms clean it. ----- What's a mexican's favorite sport? cross country ----- Why cant mexicans play uno? Because they always steal the green card ----- 2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop ----- Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo? They only had 2 vans. ----- What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans ----- When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? His Lawn Mower ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...? the bucket ----- What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip ----- What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing? A mexican't ----- What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican? A pizza can feed a family of four ----- What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person? Somebody too lazy to steal. ----- What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe? A PUTO ----- If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican? The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist. ----- Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's? Because it says no trespassing ----- What do you call a midget mexican? Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
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What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
I didn't know we were pouring concrete today
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
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What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
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What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO
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If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
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Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
Because it says no trespassing
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What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
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