NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Oh, for Christ's sake Esq. Tomorrow is sissie's 8th birthday at San Onofre, now because of your newest shark alert, we must postpone. What in blazes is going on with this ocean of ours. It sure is a kicky word of ours. I think it's the Continetal Shelf down at Wind n' Sea.
Simmons, that ain't nuttin'. Right now, go directly to San Onofre and watch the sand shars leave the ocean looking for animals and small children to devour. It ain't a pretty picture.
Sir: Why do you insist on showing sharks. It frightens my children
Do NOT ignore the warning.
I saw DORA last night in my nikhmares!
Hey Wilson, when did did you hi-jack that name 'Golden Boy' from Hurst?
"Bring em on"...
Great bews. 'N ofre head high, consistant, mucho glassy, no line, plenty of #1 parking spots. C'mpn down!
I heard Sal Squeeze is having a Buttwiper party at Quatro Puerta's today.Dennis Bougr,Tom Titt.Big Knob and Phooey Linebrek will atend! How do I know if its it on?
T.T.Tressy, it is on for sure. Provisios, bring covered dish to share, Bud :ite isn't a charitable donator. T-Bird is on furlough for this one.
I've hijacked Sal's party, we've taken it to old womens. Big Daddy Dert,Leon D.Leper and Turdhole have showed up. Waves R terrific no crowds, we're just waitin for Luton and Slob Larsen.
I wish he'd jump up and eat that asshole steve poizner. Been getting 2 to 3 calls a day from that ass!!! anyone else having problems with him?
That great whype has a mouth like my X- girlfriend, Porkchop!!!
Right now, Sat. 1530 SANNO is primo. Glassy, 6' holding shape, long rides, light crowd. You should be there.
If you don't like Arizona's new law, GO LIVE IN MEXICO!
mi nombre es dysentary larry. i don't feel good. all i do i have the runs day and night. i cain't sleep a wink. i cain't wait to get to san onofre too wash the stuff off in shorepound. even sharks will not attack.
Today's Sunday, not Friday. What's going on here anyways? San Ononfre is flatter than yesterday's root beer.
Dysentary Larry, maybe you should go to 'Nofre and talk to Doc Paskowitz. He has a delousing pill, straighten you right up pronto.
Is Dowden back in town?
To the everyone who has served or is serving in the United States Armed Forces I would like to say THANK YOU!
What about those of us who hate the military and all it stands for?
BRIAN EPHRIAM, Dowden is back, and he is larger than life.
This tide is the lowest I've seen. It is ripping and tearing loose chunks of kelp ftom the bottem. It just doesn't look good Waves are effected by the tide, it's the flattest I've seen, ever.
I went drink'n witth M.T.pockets anoche;' as usual I'm broke, dehydrated and tiene no way home. I'm standing in front of Bib Trader.
Dear Barry Obama... just remember those who gave their lives so you could have the freedom to voice your opinion.
Hey bro, sharks gotta' eat too, you know.
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