Thursday, October 21, 2010

FIRST TO BLINK

Tomorrow, Friday, we are laying our cards on the table. Any and all questions will be answered. There is to much turmoil and indecision for me. There is no reason for this. It is the responsibility of the honchos who control the beach to make it operate as a well oiled machine. Because of flooding the insipid road will be closed as usual. Parking will be limited to a small area across from the Marine salami league ball field, a short 1/2 mile trek to the dilapidated palm frond shack. Bring your goulashes.

19 comments:

GOLIATH said...

I hiked down the sandstone bluff to Bldg.
#4 in pouring down rain, walked in to toilert #2, and took a huge, magnificent dump, but there was no TP. It's not the park's fault, it's the people who control the beach, and I know who they is.

Dick said...

Ay carajo, Goliath, so it was you. You know if you chew your food real good that won't happen. You must have been eating chipped beef on toast, and you know.what's that's called, don't you.

gertie manchester said...

Hi everybody. Last Sunday I was at 'Nofre and witnessed a near fatal accident. A child about 5 years ran from between cars
toward the toilet with the door removed, and dang near hit by a speeding vehicle. San Onofre Surfboard Riding Association
(SOSRA) must furnish that beach with crossing gaurd before it's too late. Thank you.

paul bunyan said...

Yeah Gertie but who in hell's going to pay for he/she?

Anonymous said...

I NOTICED TWO CHILDREN JUST WALKING ON THE BEACH ALONE THE OTHER DAY, ALSO SAW A FEW DOGS TAKING A DUMP. I THINK SAN-O OUGHT TO PROVIDE CHILD CARE AND A DOG KENNEL FOR THOSE WHO CAN;T CONTROL THEIR KIDS AND ANIMALS.

TONY'S MARKET said...

Anonymous, you are a Saint and I am praying for you. Thank you for using CAPS as I have an eye disorder and can't read unless it's in CAPS.

luis ortega said...

Why in hades don't them inconsiderate dog owners leave the hairy beast at their home. Too many days I've saw the animals take a huge 'mierda' smack dab on the sand, and wthin moments either a child or an old lady unfortunatly steps in the mess. I seen in the annual book where this fellow was watering the ice plant, right behind him ths stupd canine is in the process of dropping a massive monument
for everyone to step in.

viet nam restaurant said...

This dog owners should take pooch to Westminister where there's a Vietnamese enclave and let it run loose.

Anonymous said...

'Restaurant', don't foget the Cambodium section East of San Ysidro where they can fatten the dog up for slaughter.

Anonymous said...

This crossing guard idea may have legs. I see the mayor and his sidekick Pretzel in uniforms laying down chalk crosswalks and helping the old and infirmed (most of you)across.

Leonard said...

Tubesteak was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

BK was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As BK stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

BK, still staring down replied "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

unledgendary figure said...

Big Kook did the wisest thing by beating the ghosts. Leonard Turner
was in on the thrashing. Those two sre Legends. What is a Legend's job in surfing. I want to be a Surf
Legend. What must I do, where do I start?

el Icon said...

Hey kid, you want to be a bona-fide Legend, stay the hell away from San Onofre. It's the 'Kiss of Death'.

Goliath Jr. said...

CAN ANYBODY HELP ME. Is San Onofre opened or closed due to mudslides.

Daryl Diamond said...

The only mudslide was in Tubes bedding.

Chuck Patterson said...

My boyfriend said I have a really straight penis. How do I react to that?

the wimp said...

Jr., what difference does it make?
San Onofre is flatter than an IHOP
pancake, and you know how flat they are.

aarp said...

Diamond, you are too funny. Why do you waste your time on San-O Daze.
You should be working Comedy Stores and some silly Blog.

the Hard On said...

Chuck Patterson, didn't somebody suggest for you to get a tub of Astroglide. That way you wouldn't have to bug San-O Daze with your problems.

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