Wednesday, October 20, 2010

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS WORSE NEWS

The semi annual beach walk through showed ongoing weaknesses. Trash receptacles are spaced too far apart. The door to toilet #1 in Bldg. #4 was removed, but not replaced, preventing exclusive privacy rights. Restraining parking telephone pole parking logs need refinishing with clear resin to prevent splinters. Willy-nilly parking is allowed encouraging helter skelter parking. Club members must remember it is their responsibility for beach trash collection. Trash will not get up and walk to the aforementioned receptacles. Mooching and soliciting will not be tolerated. If you are near the volleyball courts please shag the participant's ball if it nears you. Do not get in line prior to 0600. All waves must be shared by its riders. Wave hogging is not encouraged at anytime. Do not open ice chests without owners permission. Belly boards are permitted only at northern area of beach. No automobile repairs allowed at San Onofre, this includes oil and filter changes. State lifeguards have final say.

11 comments:

beach dick said...

Look here, I'm 5th Grneration San Onofre, I can damn well do as I please. Of you have a problem with that call the lifeguard. As a matter of fact, I've had this humongous dump sitting in my bowel for weeks. Today I'm going to cut loose.in the bamboo. So stand back.

Anonymous said...

Rules, rules, rules. Why all the rules.
I only want to beach it, and not be plugued with nonsensical rules. I am sik and tired. When so the musi videos return?
I really love the dancing. I love 'Dancing With Stars'.

Anon' Dick said...

BITE THE BIG ONE!

the camel's back said...

"Do not open ice chests without owners permission."

This is the last straw!

grand puba said...

"...do not open ice chests without owner's
permission...." unless your name is: Insert here...

Anonymous said...

Terry Beard.

Terry Beard said...

Mason Klink!

Dick Beard said...

Mason Klink is heir apparent.

the quitter said...

Mason, never say never, okay.

Anonymous said...

They may push fat guys on SUPs over to Dog Patch, that's what I heard from the supreme source, and I know you know who that is.

shack dick said...

Anon' #2, you bet we do. Unfortunatly, ther's not a daggnab thing us real riderrs can do. If Winter's here can Spring be far behind?

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