Wednesday, October 20, 2010
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The semi annual beach walk through showed ongoing weaknesses. Trash receptacles are spaced too far apart. The door to toilet #1 in Bldg. #4 was removed, but not replaced, preventing exclusive privacy rights. Restraining parking telephone pole parking logs need refinishing with clear resin to prevent splinters. Willy-nilly parking is allowed encouraging helter skelter parking. Club members must remember it is their responsibility for beach trash collection. Trash will not get up and walk to the aforementioned receptacles. Mooching and soliciting will not be tolerated. If you are near the volleyball courts please shag the participant's ball if it nears you. Do not get in line prior to 0600. All waves must be shared by its riders. Wave hogging is not encouraged at anytime. Do not open ice chests without owners permission. Belly boards are permitted only at northern area of beach. No automobile repairs allowed at San Onofre, this includes oil and filter changes. State lifeguards have final say.
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Look here, I'm 5th Grneration San Onofre, I can damn well do as I please. Of you have a problem with that call the lifeguard. As a matter of fact, I've had this humongous dump sitting in my bowel for weeks. Today I'm going to cut loose.in the bamboo. So stand back.
Rules, rules, rules. Why all the rules.
I only want to beach it, and not be plugued with nonsensical rules. I am sik and tired. When so the musi videos return?
I really love the dancing. I love 'Dancing With Stars'.
BITE THE BIG ONE!
"Do not open ice chests without owners permission."
This is the last straw!
"...do not open ice chests without owner's
permission...." unless your name is: Insert here...
Terry Beard.
Mason Klink!
Mason Klink is heir apparent.
Mason, never say never, okay.
They may push fat guys on SUPs over to Dog Patch, that's what I heard from the supreme source, and I know you know who that is.
Anon' #2, you bet we do. Unfortunatly, ther's not a daggnab thing us real riderrs can do. If Winter's here can Spring be far behind?
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