Tuesday, October 12, 2010

WEDNESDAYS AT 'NOFRE...

33 comments:

hector gomez said...

Praise Allah, Dingo. You got the shipback on course.

lighthouse HB said...

guachi wada cal tjader

SOSC Security said...

Is it just me, or is that BK and Leonard after crashing some sort of reception under the shack?

Anonymous said...

Yes Security, it is Big Kook and Leonard Turner performing beneath the famous San Onofre palm frond shack

Murphy said...

It's more of a willpower thing than a question I guess. I've been inhaling marijuana for 25+ years and have tried to quit multiple times. Last time being seven years ago. The patch, the gum, surfing, all three at the same time. The longest I've had without a hit is nine days when my regiment was on cue and consistent. Then I went to the point and those nine days were out the door. I have no desire to quit surfing, but it's that time again when I consider putting down the dope.

jesse sanchez said...

Murphy, you are the dope.

pope john IV said...

Ain't them guys dead, dom't youse got footage of Sinatra?

sascha said...

Them Laurel and Hardy are kinda' Beverly Glennish ain't they, and don't pretend you don't know what I mean.

ponce octavio gomez said...

Mierda cabron, I live in a bungalow up in Beverly Glen. We pay $4?,500.00 a month split 19 ways. I drive a forklift at Gellson's 3 days.

superindent lopez said...

It's gotdamn Wednesday and Bldg. #4 schitter is plugged. The Park aide said someone took a gigantic, huge, thick, dump, and plugged her up. They said she's shut down till next Monday until they figure how to loosen it up. It is a massive stoppage. You may have to use Bldg. #5.

Johnny Wad said...

#5's down too.

OB tried flushing a Hefty bag full of used rubbers.

Jed Morouse said...

Dude! Wheres my car?

Mason said...

China and surrounding Asian countries have, by far, the most unusual and often most repulsing items on their menus. 'If it moves, they'll cook it and they'll eat it. Actually, they may not even cook it'

BLDG. #4 said...

Mason, they're called octopus.

armando gomez said...

Does San Onofre Club sell any surf albums. I know Beach Boys sang about it.
The children at the orphan asylum would love a donated DVD.

sano lie detector said...

when iot rains it pours. Yesterday, Wedbesday, Walter Duncan Jr. used the schitter in toilet #1, Bldg.4. and couldnot get off the pot. Rangers called emergency squad, who brought a hydrrolc crain, strapped Mr.Duncan in, removed the door, and brought him out. You remembEr Sr.Duncan who weighed 850 lbs. had a
massive myo-infarc, and was buried in a piano crate.

even t coordinater said...

Please bring a covered food dish to share, Sunday at San Onofrias. Park at thge table behind Old Man's wilted frond shack.

Anonymous said...

Have they unclogged number four today?

anonymous amos said...

Anon' #2, hell no. The toilets run directly into the ocean, probably seaweed has it plugged up real good. Number 5 is working all right.

oprah phantom said...

All latrines #1 through #5 are closed for repairs. Please use port-a-pottie up by toll booth.

skinnie winnie said...

Does the Surf Club sponser free food sessiond for homeless souls who've not eaten in weeks? Thank you.

Murphy said...

The more helpless a creature,

the more entitled it is

to protection by man

from the cruelty of man.

Chuck Patterson said...

I was woken up one night at my boyfriends' because he was taking the covers off me to put them over his dog.

dr.ross said...

Chuck, bro, what's the dog's name?

julio salcido said...

Wednesdays at San Onofre. Hell's bells, todays Saturday. You should wake up and smell the sausage.

Anonymous said...

Shee' Julio, I thunked today was Sunday.
What the helll is going on?

Duke Boid said...

I was at Olds Womans this evening and couldn't believe the attire of the surfer's there. What is this style of all these surfer's wearing Priksucker surfwear. Did I miss out on something? If so reply like Buddy Guy.

Anonymous said...

Duke, WTF, you taking about anyway. Schitt or get of the pot, okay.

prognosticator said...

They might be shutting the muddy dirt road down soon because of the inmpending rain storms..If the Club had prescence of mind they'd pave the daggnab thing before it is to late.

dumb and dumber said...

Just another sour day at Old 'Nofre as usual.

Anonymous said...

I took a stroll with the dog yesterday and noticed how many people are surfing four doors these days. I watched a guy at the point who was wearing a sun bonnet catch a set wave and jump off the tail of his board??? I saw a couple of big old boys carrying SUP boards without paddles going out at Mecca, and on the return trip saw one of them stand up without using his arms, knees only!!! They need to be down at Dogpatch. The beach break at the north end was full of old guys surfing short boards, looking pretty smooth. Everything is okay

eduardo manuel soto said...

Anon' #4, you are surfing's lone beaon. Muchisimo mas gracias.

Duke Roid said...

It was confirmed today that legendery surfer Al Gee has changed his name to 'Moss Man'. Gee dressed as a lump of moss infiltrated the H.S.C.de S.O an stoled ham,cheese and 4 finger poi from 'Da Mokes". Da Mokes found him hidden 'Door 4'and changed his profile.

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