Thursday, December 09, 2010

HERE HE COMES...

14 comments:

Bleeding Rectum said...

What's with the guys that would normally wear an XL Bulky T but insist upon cramming themsleves into a small or medium?

helper said...

WOWZAH!

Henry Alfaro said...

After a final thumbs-up from State Park officials and bomb experts, rangers used a remote-controlled device Thursday morning to set fire to a blue van on the outskirts Old Mans containing massive amounts of drugs and alcohol.

The fire was set about 10:57 a.m. upon the order of Park Ranger Story.

The beach will remain closed until mid January.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Silent Night?

anonymous #2 said...

Mr.Alfaro, that sure sounds like Big Kook. It's gots to be him.

Anonymous said...

I'm concerned that Henry Ford and Murphy have been blackballed. I'd like to see them reinstated as aging legends and allowed back.

The point has gone to hell since Murph left, and the sleazy losers that have taken over can't even surf or light fires. Chew tried to take control but the anarchy that followed seemed to drive him away.

Chuckie P said...

Once I got into this big talk with my boyfriend about how awesome Woody Allen is. We started watching one of his movies when I found out he thought we were talking about the guy from Home Improvement, Tim Allen, the whole time.

dr. phil said...

Chuckie P, get over it. Time to move on.

Henry Alfaro Jr. said...

CHUCKIE P., time to cut the cord.
You are in quicksand with no way out.

Anonymous said...

If anyone's intersted there shall be a meatloaf dinner X-Mass day at Old Man's shack. There's no charge, but bring a covered dish to share.

helen earth said...

Him the "Boss".

Anonymous said...

When's the last time the lifeguard looked to see who's drowning rather than who is drinking wine on San Onofre beach?

Anonymous said...

Isn't there any new blood in the SanO surf club? This year's membership letter includes walkers and canes in merchandise ordering form. You know what that means don't you?

hector lopez said...

Anon' #6, here at the Senior Center we have no canes, the walkers ar falling to pieces. Please have mercy, donate you ambulatory aides to the home. We will keep you in our X-Mass prayers.

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