NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
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Surf is gnarly at Old Man's. Glassy, smooth, consistant. No annoying line. Drive right in. Tony's catering truck open for business at the Point.
In case you missed the farty last night in Manhattan Beach. M.T. Wallets stole the show otra vez. 'Teener' arrived con 'Moe' and 1 bootle of 151 rum. The 2 'bros' persuaded the birtday boy to take over the BBQ. Drinking 'Zombies' the brothers over cooked the marinated chicken breast. M.T. blamed the bad lighting for the dry breast. As they say in Dana Point, In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is King!!
Number 26, sounds like the 'ship of fools' revisited.
Jon, should that not be "In the Land of the Blind the One Eyed Jack is King"?
I goes down to 'Nofre, and Tony's all sold out 'ceot for 3 apples and 4 oranges.
What in hell is going on at San-O Daze?
It's really small. Less than a foot at 'Nofre. It don't look good for us, not for a long time. Go X-Mass shopping for your folks.
I talked to M.T. at Stater Bros. today and he invited me over for Christmas dinner. I'm stoked he said were gonna have a giant Meatloaf dinner. I haven't had a real Chistmas dinner since Velzy checked out. Boy thems were da days!! Hope he tells Tube i'm coming over thisty and starving.
Huh! What! It's X-Mass potluck. What coverd dish you bringing 'Kook.
I'm BK's date.
Jed, Jed, Jed. You are being led to the slaughterhouse if you team with BK. He will manhandel you big time. OUCH!
BIGKOOK, what you plan to do to Jed is criminal. Lay off.
You watch yourself, Jed. I've seen what BK has done to you young boys before. Watch his soap on a rope trick.
Yowzah, big kook, can you say incest?
Stop calling me Big Kook you goddamn moron. My name is Mark. Do you hear me you stupid bastard.
Big Kook, Mark, whatever your name may be. There is a hell, believe me, and it's waiting for you.
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