NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Hynson he da' man alright. Tell it like it are.
Michael is so gnarly.
Bottle top flop. And I know you know what I mean.
MIKE is Lord. He rules. He may arrive at our beach, and bless us all. Gawd love you, Rainbow Man.Sent from Virus Central
My ex-boyfriend was a fanatical christian from a fanatically christian family. He used to get angry at me because I didn't feel guilty about us having sex. He would get angry at me for not saying "no" to him when he wanted to get it on. When I would say "no" (mainly because I wasn't in a mood for guilt trip about premarital sex soon after) he would get angry at me and nag me until I'd do it.
Chuck the SUP,the Rainbow Man slap you down if you don't straighten out your gay gig. This is not West Hollywood.
Finally a breath of fresh air on this boring blog!
I viewed Mike Hynson's video of Rainbow Coalition. Mike Hynson is a Holy Man, and an apostle of Timothy Leary. LSD is my drug of choice. I have a travel agent for my wiggy trips floating above it all.
I'm sorry, but what in hell is Mike talking about? He's hard to understand. He sure slurs his words a lot.
This is your brain.....This is your brain on Mike Hynson....
They'll b shutting down the unpaved dirt roar in a little while. She's in Gaviota moving fast toward us. Buckets of rain in them dark clouds.Welcome back, Hynson.
Hynson is the king of double talk. We had no idea what he was saying.
This morning, raining, high velocity west wind, no let up forseeable. Stay home, or in your van, get some rest.
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.' The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
Life on drugs? Real good Mike! Look what it got you? Just killed another great surfer!
Sad To Say, Your dead on! What a waste! Anyone that condones that crap is an idiot! Look at all the so called talented people that are dead because of drugs!
I call bullschitt on Hynson. Why don't you do features about Laird.
O my gawd. Hynson's a 70 year old has been. He's worse than August.
At least Mike did'nt have his home foreclosed.
Does Hynson have a home? Christ, look at him! A major fuck up from the git go. He was one hell of a surfer before he screwed his life up! One of the best!!!
'Sad to Say', there's a gazzilion guys that would surf circles aroun Hynson.
Hey Anon: Not then!!! Look at the Endless Summer one more time!! I was in the water with him many times. He was on at all times, great style!!
They need to do a movie on Hynson before Dora and Paskowitz. I'd pay for that one at least. They could have Blob Larsen or Dennis 'Da Pearl' Earl be the lead part.
'STS', there's no way I would watch Endless Bummer "one more time". You seem to know Rainbow Bridge guy, ask him how he feels being ripped off by Bruce Brown. The only documentary I'd watch is the Paskowitz journey across the USA in their 24' camper. All middle age guys (most gray haired jerks with pony tails)are mesmerized by that silly travelogue. You know who Buddy Dodds, Lance Carson, Kemp Aaberg, Bobby Patterson, Freddy Fowler, Dewey Weber, Bob Cooper, Renny Yater, Mickey Chapin, Johnny Fain, Tom Morey, Munoz, and a bazillion other guys, would surf circles around Hanson.
He held his own with many of those guys! Brown did not rip him off! They all knew what was going on when they went into the venture. When they got back, I talked to Bob and he said he never heard from Mike again. He told me that in the mid 80'S at a Malibu deal?
The last I saw of Michael was at the Self-Realization Fellowship Shrine where he is the chant master for the monks. The Lord is with you grasshopper.
STS, who the heck is Bob, and what does he have to do with Wonder Boy's Rainbow Coaliition. That whole Endless Summer mess stunk to high heaven anyway. I agree, there's nothing worse than a middle age geezer trying to recapture that summertime rapture. They show that flick every once in a while in Encinitas, it's sad and pathetic to see those older fellers shuffle around the boxoffice hoping to be recognized. So, Hynson went out with yesterday's coffee grounds.
As in August!
STS, check out San-O Daze at 12:00 PM
Eh brah, lose the gay ponytail, you look like a hairdresser.
ALL WAVES AT SAN ONOFRE ARE HUGE, AND IT'S STILL GLASSY.
How can Mike Hynson not be in the surfing Hall of Fame when surfers such as Bob Carbonal ,Andy Verdone,Chich Edmundson are, explain ? I'll tell you why , because they're not of H.B. Only if you are affiliated with H.B. are you in 'The Hall de Shame'. If you don't me ask Pezman.
I was a visitor at Tuber's house when Da Cat got out of Bridgeport. Dora was really pissed that those "2 Creeps' got 30.000 skins. He thought that they both didn't deserved the bread! Dora said that if Bruce Frown would have taken Miklos and Jonny Fain on the 'Endless Summer it would of made 100.000.00 instead of 30.000.000
One time Dora borrowed my friend's board and lost it on the reef. Back in the states Dora talked the guy into taking him golfing for a week. He did tell some funny stories about surfing in Africa. Hynson surfed well, but he was more into his hair, sort of like David. I thought all of them were fruits.
'Blackie', neither Rainbow Boy nor August were paid cash for that hokieEndless Summer. Brown merely paid for the flight from here to there.
Fain? He would of had to go left? Now what? Grant, that was the deal, end of story!
Hynson had a major stroke recently leaving him with partial paralysis. IF you look closely at the 20 minutes with Mike Hynson you could see it coming. He had difficulty explaining things. I'm pulling for him. Fain is insane by the way.
I used to live next to Tubesteak when he lived on Castana. He would gripe that all his friends were getting exposure. He was bummed he had to go Los Alamitos Bay with his kids when all his cronies were living the 'Uber' life at THE MALIBU. But boy he sure could slam that Colt 45!!
B.roken K.nows, why would anyone in their right mind want to be involved in that Hunt. Beach Walk of Fame anyway? They have over 200 *surfers* in that rinky-dink thing. Walk into a beer joint in Des MoineIowa, tell them your on the Walk of Fame, see how many guys will buy you a brewski. None.
Holy crappola, Doakes, they gots everybody and their uncle on that thing, but in order to pack more names on it they're extending the sidewalk in front of Jack's down to Coast Hiway for more plaques. Here's my arm....
Your right Joe, if your gonna be in a Hall of Fame it might as well be the Baseball Hall of Fame with the Babe and Sandy Koufax. Instead of the Surfer Hall of Shame with Kelly and 'Diamond' David Nuuhiwah. But what do I know?
Nobody mentions 'Walk of Famer' Charles "Chick" Edmundson. Why is that?
WHY DOES EVERY ONE TALK SHITABOUT MR. HYNSONIF WASN`T FOR HIM I`D BE KNOW WERE TODAYTHANK YOU MIKE !!!
Chick is a larger than life surfing figure. Just like 'Spankey' Aunger but different. Those guys belong in the Eating Hall of Fame. THats no bullshit!
Michael Hynson thread has most responses in history of San-O Daze. Congrats Rainbow Boy.
Murphy bro, this Blog has lost it. We're sorry if we said something to upset you. We apologize. Please come back ASAP.
What I don't get is how Murph could let it all go. He had everything going his way. A man servant, Putzel, and a flock of admirers there to do his bidding. All he had to do us drive up at 3 AM in the monster truck and the kiosk and beach were his. To have it all and lose it, that's a shame.
Anon', no it's not a shame. He had his chance, but flubbed the dub, and you know what that means, don't you?
Why did August stop talking to Michael once that silly Endless Summer filming was over. Bruce Brown became a multi millioaire because of that thing. No wonder Hanson's pissed at Bruce.
Geezus H., can you believe the ponytail on the dude. Those two dogs are something else. Hynson doesn't seem to be playing with a full deck
Today at Old Womans 'The Annual Polar Bear Club of San Onofre' had there yearly dunk in da drink. This club is not affiliated with the The H.S.C of S.O. Moe and J.T were the chefs,cooking up meatballs,kielbasa and corned beef hash with ketchup. Along with San O's finest, The Epprhiamn Bros,Tum Titt, Israel Paskotitts, Spookus Erectus, Da Fly and some unknown by the name Sal Gee. 3 bros stood as they usually do, and thats Wilsons. Intgrity,smarts, humour and GUTS. Not Pig Iron like the rest of them!!! Got It.
These are the 3 people predicted to die in 2011.Hope your not on this list! Dennis 'Duke of Puke" Earl, Fry'n "Brian" EMprhienm and Bub Larsen. Good Luck and Good Night!
It appears to me they won't touch this subject with a 10 ft. fork!
Wowzah, why no San Onofre guys in the book. No Brian Ephriam, no Robbie Sachs, no Mike Gee. What's going on here?
? Que libro? La Biblia ?
FLATLINE_______________, She's a goner!
I'd read Michael's colorful book five times already. I can't put it down. He must be a radical stud, that's for sure.
I read the book. If you ask me he really looked up to 'The Guayole Kid'. What are your thoughts Donnadrama, if thats your real name.
Black Knight, Guayole Kid is last weeks news, if you know what I mean.This is the 21st Century. Paskowitz has clout. They saved San Onofre, they saved surfing over all. Guayole kid is a skateboarder.
Holy Crappola. They shut her down again. When are those people going to learn. I'm gonna' go to Doheny State Park--drive right in.
I will NOT answer your questions. No bro deals.
I finally seed 'Surwise'. There is guilt and there is love in the Paskowitz family.
NeoN will not give anyone the time of day, any day.BIG KOOK is more than happy to help, any where, any time.
Big Kook, If you are watching we can rely on you and Michael Hynson 24/7/365. Thank you for being there for us.
That godammn road is closed again. The guy in the toll booth said the State will pay to have it paved, but the club they have down there says, "...over our dead body...."
'Fed Up Again', that figures. Mabbe, they think the deceased legends are coming back from the dead.
I rather be at Doho instead of San Onofre. I can;t handle it there especially when B.K. gets plastered on Boxed Sangria. But I do admit it's funny when he barks at people for no reason! Man that cat's dicey.
We mustn't get away from Rainbow b oy and his wonderful book. Hynson is iconaclasytic. He is larger than life. Maybe he should go to San Onofre and let his charisma rub off on those awful club members.
My boyfriend is a ridiculous slob and smokes a lot of weed (like 15 bowls a day). Also, it's important to know that he always pees with the seat down and has horrible aim. Recently, on one of his drunken rampages he decided to clean his whole bong with my toothbrush. Well, I used his to clean that piss covered toilet seat. Merry Christmas, Brucie!
'Chuckie the SUP' dude, Michael is the boss with the hot sauce and the boy with the toy.
Has anyone thought about replacing Hynson with another up to date spot.
Once again Putzle has dropped the ball.
Annoying 'Anal Wart', why do you have this giant hard-on for Puttzle. He's the one keeping this hideous blog going.
'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'. Thanks Psakowitz tribe
I wish Hyson were still alive.
I read Michael's book, 'Up in Smoke',He got game!
Awww, I think Michael Hynson's run-a-way best seller is "Rainbow Bridge", or something like that.
How come Phil Edwards never shows up on on San-O Daze anyways?
We're sick and tired of Jan-Michael Hynson, Putzle.Please post something new!
"...please post something new...."Gladly Mr.Busey, what would you reccomend.
Today is Wednesday. San Onofre is blown out at 1300. There ain't a ridable wave in sight. Manana en la manana is going to be worser. She'll be blowing dead from the west at 20 knots all day.
If this hits 100, I'm going to report this to my friends at TSJ. This has got to be a record. The old record I think was 'Get in line, wait in line. That was a classic! I think Pezman and Scott Hulet might do tiny article on this landmark in the April issue. Any thoughts?
put this blog out of it's misery
Anon '#11, there may be a light at the end of the tunnel tomorrow. "Surfing's Greatest Misadventures".It seems Hynson's 15 minutes of fame may end.Warning virus unchecked
"Surfings Greatest Misadventures" a certain limousine and Santa Cruz come to mind.
Rich Coast Kid, we know who you are. You can run, but you can't hide.
Good News!! The TSA "pat-down" is REALLY working!! Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security: Terrorist Plots Discovered 0Transvestites 133 Transsexuals 287Hernias 1485Hemorrhoid Cases ,172Enlarged Prostates 8,249Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes Only 3
Perhaps Mr. Putzle Esq. will post something new when he gets 100 comments.
Janet, if those "pat downs" and "body scans" arent really anonymous after all, could I have the names and addresses of those natural blondes?
Put a fork in this sham of a blog already. It's done for chrissakes.
The 'Rainbow Boy' has chump changed San-O Daze no end. Nothing Putzle can do now 'cept sit back and enjoy the ride.
Putzle and Murphy are probably jist sitting there stoned out of their heads and laughing all the way to the bank. But what do I know?
I am going to start a new blog. A reality blog. I will call it "Chuck Patterson, The Gay Life". Now all I need is some help casting the roles of Chuck and his beau.
Must stop the madness now.
Pass da' Biscuits, how would you stop the madness. Please share.
The one way to end this is do a spot with Mr.Somber, Robert August.
#4, we need August like I need a third nut, if you know what I mean.
I thought Robert August was dead. They repo'd his house. I heard him say "over my dead body".
I have here in my hand a book called Surfing and Pop Culture. This book has the only puplished photo of the Malibu Shack when it was surrounded by a white picket fence.On the balcony there are 4 surfers, I havn't a clue who they are but I might. If you have any ideas who these guys are please reply.
The 3 out of the 4 surfers appear to be Billy Al Bengsten, Kemp AAberg and Tubeststeak. This photo is circa 1958. If I'm not mistaken the shack is on pilings. I am the Sun and the Air!!!
Ghoul Phoul of the year is Leonardo 'Da Caprio' Turnipseed. Drinking con MOE He ran into 4 parked cars facefirst. I'm gonnas bet that he's da's primera to check out in 2011
The Day the music died was a song written by ? Eltom John, Lou Rawls or Don McLean~
I invited everyone from Dock D to champagne brunch tomorrow I'll be buy'n!
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