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08:22:47, Categories: Celebrity News
Son Urinates on Michael Douglas Following Jellyfish Attack
Michael Douglas has quipped about his holiday jellyfish attack at San Onofre Surf Beach, Ca., insisting his son may need therapy after urinating on his back. The actor was vacationing with his family at their summer home when he suffered a nasty sting and pleaded with five-year-old son Dylan to alleviate the pain.
The star explains, "I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem - we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There's sort of a remedy that we've all heard...urine. It's the remedy if you have a bad sting.
"So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he'd gone to heaven. He was like 'This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy's back!' I don't know if it helped at all, but my son was happy. We'll work it out in 20 years (when he's in therapy)!"


Anonymous said...

Ahchibald, this is beyond good taste. Why not to a true story thing on 70 year old Mike Munoz, when he was at a beach party necking with a girl and he barfed in her mouth. He passed out on the sand, woke up the next morning with a huge dump on his chest.


Hey now, I was there at the PDR fire pits--boy did she hava have a huge dumber on her. I hope Mike was okay.

lady diarreah said...

At his 70th class reunion in Doheny, Mike sure seemed aggravated. What the devil is a 'huge dumper', is it what I think it is.

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