10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit
1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not always equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit
1. Hickeys are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people won't admit
1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car...
7 comments:
I like the top shirt button option.
White, black and hispanic. If one can hear your car booming 3 blocks away, you have an incredibly short penis!
Is a BUTT whooping like the whooping cough?
You forgot one: A "Saturdaynight Special" is not a cheap meal at your local eatery! Gun's don't kill people, husbands that come home early do! If you take the gun's away from the people, then only the criminals will have gun's! More people are killed by drunken drivers than there are with gun's! "CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONGboard"?
NRA, Can't we all just get along was written for Rodney King by his attorney after the riot. His attorney was Steve Lehman. NRA you didn't know that did you. That is so dicey to put board at the end of long.
Try ladders for death and dissmemberment
Who the HELL cares about Rodney King! The man's a CRIMINAL!!! You can teach a parrot to say that! OJ is another real winner! Great roll models.
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