NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
OMG, what's next, volleyball. What ever happened to surfboard riding?
surfing is dead. no drinking. no surfing. no fun. san onofre is dead.
the Talega Homeowner's Association has just won approval to hold their summer long soccer camp at San Onofre State Beach. The volleyball courts are to be removed and a mini soccer field will be installed. The southern half of the parking lot will be blocked off to the public and be reserved for all the mini Talegans and the accompanying mini vans and soccer moms. Evidently the Hawaiian Surfing Club of San Onofre gave their full support of this new program. It is rumored that Archie Rice has made verbal terrorist threats to the Talega HOA and is currently being questioned in regards to receiving a shipment of 50 pellet rifles with scopes.
This is to Boom Shacka Shacka: yes Boom, San Onofre is dead and now the remains are begining to smell.
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