Sunday, February 10, 2008

Latest Victim of the State

February 9, 2008 3:52 p.m. San Onofre State Park. The State Park Vice Squad conducted an alcohol raid at a blue Ford van parked at an area known as the "point" this afternoon. Police arrested 61-year-old Mark Reynolds . After a brief struggle in which Reynolds took a hostage and threatened to expose himself to her, he was subdued and taken into custody
Police told this reporter that the arrest was the culmination of months of investigation in which the subject was observed consuming alcohol on the beach has been the focus of numerous complaints from fellow bathers.

18 comments:

Brett said...

What?

Anonymous said...

That's right, Brett, he's been asking for it..Kind' reminds me of that song, "I fought the law, and the law won."

MADD said...

"Victim of the State"?

Perhaps it should read "Latest Accomplisment of the state"!!!

booze king said...

Maybe, just maybe, the fellow needs a bracer to unwind at the beach.

Splash said...

If you are over the legal limit don't drive. Basic, fundamental idea. Add, don't drink alcohol at San Onofre State Beach. There is a long history of alcohol abuse at San Onofre. Leave the sauce at home.
Splash

town drunk said...

Splash, MYOFB!
I love going to the beach to unwind with an ice-cold tall-boy. No, I've never met BK.

in the know said...

He was just convicted of his third, yes 3rd DUI and did not get any jail time. His pending open container and consuming ticket at Sano will only involve a fine. He has already gone through the "multiple offender" program once and was on probation when he got the 3rd DUI at San Clemente Campground for driving up on the sidewalk. This guy is eventually going to seriously injure or kill someone. I am not even going to get into his stalking of young girls. Flippy Hoffmann needs to cut this guy off financially or demand that he goes to rehab and clean up. BK is a disaster waiting to happen. Hope is doesn't involve one of your loved ones.

Miles L. Berman said...

He was the poster child for last years dry beach ruling.

Anonymous said...

You don't realize what a blessing Huell Hauser and CA State Park System is. I reside near Santa Barbara. Up here, they have no idea what the toll road is. Sadly, I was unable to join the screaming whiners, although I would have cast a no vote. The nearest toll road is the pontoon bridge at San Mateo further up north near Foster City.

Anonymous said...

In the Know, jeezus cut the guy some slack. Mark is San Onofre's whipping boy for no reason. There's 5th generation families at State Surf Beach that are big-time lushes. Realisticly, Mark Reynolds couldn't drink himself out of a paper bag. Dennis Earl's making a move.

the emperor said...

with each commnet, you make yourself more my servant.

MC250C said...

Is San Onofre closed?

cark malkins said...

Yes, contact the Doheny club for refunds of your annual passes.

mark reynolds, president dlsa said...

F--K the man!

THE FACE OF INNOCENCE said...

AWWW!

town drunk said...

EMPEROR, "Yes, Massah'.

Dee U. Why said...

I hear the Doheny surf club is looking for drinkers for their drinking team, or sign up to a designated drinker alternate.

A_n_o_n_y_m_o_u_s said...

A 4 timer?
Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Moon Phase