Friday, March 14, 2008

Angry Girlfriend Jumps Off Cruise Ship

San Clemente -- The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for a 39-year-old woman reported to have jumped off a cruise ship off San Onofre.

According to a news release from the Coast Guard, the woman had been traveling with her boyfriend on the crusie ship when "she had become angry and agitated and then unexpectedly jumped overboard."

It happened about 20 miles southwest of San Clemente, according to the Coast Guard.

The cruise ship's crew notified authorities of the incident at 1:18 a.m. Sunday.


hotshot said...

This is wonderful news Dr.Cartoon. When they
air-freight the cadaver back to San Onofre, they can have a shove-out for her remains at Old Man's.

Anonymous said...

Yes, wasn't the original header "Andy's Girlfriend" not Angry Girlfriend? You know who Andy is, don't you.

hotshot said...

Mr.Carton, is Andy's last name Gump by any chance?

Anonymous said...


angry boyfriend said...

ya. chicks are always doing that.

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