NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Friday, April 25, 2008
FATAL SHARK ATTACK
In nearby Solana Beach, there has been a fatal shark attack, killing veterinarian and long time resident Dr. Dave Martin. Shark experts are saying that the shark was almost assuredly a great white.
Duh Sitney, there's no such thing as 'almost assuradly a Great White' with two feet diameter teeth markings he was a maneater for sure. Rest assured, the victim was in shock the moment the vicious monster tore into him. They must go after the killer before it kills again. Sitney, it appears the beast was heading north up the coast, next stop San Onofre Surfrider State Beach. It will kill again as the taste of blood is magnetic. Sitney, be honest if a ponytailed older fellow such as you, were out at Old Man's would you shout to him, "Shark, get outta the water". I wouldn't.
Good afternoon, and hello. My name is Steve Reuder. I'm a Huntington lifeguard. Can't you jerks take a joke. Look, anyone who swims in shark infested waters is a lunatic anyways. Hell, I don't live on a glass bottom boat. I have no idea what lurks beneath the ocean surface. The swimmer's fortunate he wasn't swallowed, God forbid, headfirst.
Lord yes, that weren't no hammerhead, or no guppy, hell no she weren't no Mako it was a full on White with big sharp teeth ready for your big fat belly. CHOMP!
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Duh Sitney, there's no such thing as 'almost assuradly a Great White' with two feet diameter teeth markings he was a maneater for sure. Rest assured, the victim was in shock the moment the vicious monster tore into him. They must go after the killer before it kills again. Sitney, it appears the beast was heading north up the coast, next stop San Onofre Surfrider State Beach. It will kill again as the taste of blood is magnetic. Sitney, be honest if a ponytailed older fellow such as you, were out at Old Man's
would you shout to him, "Shark, get outta the water". I wouldn't.
...and the Jackass of the Year award goes to Huntington Beach City Lifeguard Steve Reuder, who earlier this month, in regards to another great white attack in nearby Huntington Beach, said " ”We're watching the water everyday. We're not seeing anything like that,” and in regards to the shark being a great white, "”It's a hoax.”
Good afternoon, and hello. My name is Steve Reuder. I'm a Huntington lifeguard. Can't you jerks take a joke. Look, anyone who swims in shark infested waters is a lunatic anyways. Hell, I don't live on a glass bottom boat. I have no idea what lurks beneath the ocean surface. The swimmer's fortunate he wasn't swallowed, God forbid, headfirst.
Lord yes, that weren't no hammerhead, or no guppy, hell no she weren't no Mako it was a full on White with big sharp teeth ready for your big fat belly. CHOMP!
Ho boy! Less turkeys in the water!
check out the photos and coverage on Surfline. Evidently both his legs were chewed off. Holy Shit!!
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