Thursday, June 04, 2009

Does He Swing From Both Sides of the Plate?

Murphy walks into his doctors office with a nicotine patch on his penis. The doctor says, Murphy that is not where that belongs. Murphy retorts "it must be working, I am down to 3 butts a day"

18 comments:

Dr. Kevorkian said...

Murphy had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like BK. Murphy gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, MURPHY, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at a very embarrassed Murphy. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

KORNHOLE said...

San-O Daze is our favorite site. If Murphy wants it in the ass he's come to the right place.

murphy said...

Of course you know that this means WAR!

Fats Flannighan said...

Let the good times roll.

murphy said...

Fats you're lucky! That happens to be a cartoon of Rick Griffin when he brought Murphy back in the late 60's! You still don't get off the hook that easy though.

Fats Flannighan said...

Going to Vegas for the weekend to surf at the Mandalay Bay Surf Park.

Dr. Demento said...

Murphy walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Dr. George Fischbeck said...

Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"

Murphy: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"

Dr. Jocelyn Elders said...

Murphy shows up at the beach, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. Puttzle says, "What happened to your ears?"

Murphy says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

Puttzle says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

Murphy says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

GUMBO said...

ooo GURGLE ooo
oo0 GURGLE ooo
ooo GURGLE ooo

Aloha San-O Daze.

murphy said...

Fats, I hope you have fun in Vegas. Puttzle told me you have reservations For 2 nights at the "GAY TRUBADOR" Hotel and Casino. Tell them KORNHOLE sent me!

BEN DOVER said...

Piss on the Kornholer, tell them Big Ben sent you.

you no hoo said...

And remember, "WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAY'S IN VEGAS"!

Shecky Greene said...

Murphy and Fats went to Las Vegas. They were in the casino for about an hour until Murphy felt thirsty.

He went to the pop machine in the hall. He put $1.00 in an a Pepsi came out, he put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, he put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.

Fats saw him, and he said: "What are you doing, Murphy?"

And Murphy said: "Duh!! Winning!!!"

TA DA said...

Shecky, you've gone back to your A-Material, haven't you.

murphy said...

Shecky, you crack me up! LOL!

Fats Flannighan said...

spent the entire evening at the Gay Cabaret at the Trubador and had a wonderful evening dancing with Lance under the stars. But I was the batter, honest.

BIG DICK said...

Fats, up here in Muscle Beach we call him the pitcher. Your lover would be the receiver. What's his name, Kevin?

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