Tuesday, June 02, 2009

OUR GOVERNORS ALMA MATER!


11 comments:

mini murphy said...

Hold on....

I'm getting out my magifying glass right now.....

Shit, I still can't read that! Can someone please help?

validictorian said...

'Mini', it's Uniniversity of Utah Bisons.

Anonymous said...

VALIDITORIAN, are you sure they're not the University of Utah Ducks. Well, what say you?

HAW'N SLINGSHOT said...

'Mini Murph, can you read this alright?'

USA said...

Mr. Obama:

I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your
conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that
you are not an adequate representative of the United States
of America collectively or of me personally.
You are so
obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world
that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the
President of the United States of America. You are
responsible to the citizens of the United States.

You are not responsible to the peoples of any other
country on earth. I personally resent that you go
around the world apologizing for the United States
telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about
their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First
World War and the Second World War were all about if not the
consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead?
What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about?

Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th
century? Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that
the United States does not consider itself a Christian
country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence
or the Constitution of the United
States? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics
and the principles governing this country, at least until
you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not
understand this?

Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to
all Americans. Our President does not bow down to
anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You don't
show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies,
the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of
Saudi Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!

You can't find the time to visit the graves of our
greatest generation because you don't want to offend the
Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey. You
offended our dead and every veteran when you give the
Germans more respect than the people who saved the German
people from themselves. What's the matter with you?

I am convinced that you and the members of your
administration have
the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and
should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you. You are so
self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the
American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the
real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr.
Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae
bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you
intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.

USA PART 2 said...

What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million
in bonuses to their staff members -- on top of the $2.5
million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave
themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17%
bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my
employer.

You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized
that? I surely didn't! Executives at Fannie Mae and
Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over
an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more
than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie
executives have already been awarded $51 million -- not a
bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you
expressed your outrage at this group who are largely
responsible for the economic mess we have right now.

I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as
brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We
are watching what you are doing and we are getting
increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know
that I personally find just about everything you do and say
to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I
promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do
not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful
country.

Sincerely,

Every Real American

GUMBO said...

USA, shout it out. I be a slave for years, what you be doing 'cept acting 'toopid. Well, say what.

Stymie Beard said...

Yo Gumbo- was you one of the Marx Brothers?

GUMBO said...

'Stymie', no. That was Gummo Marx, no relation.

Farina said...

I find that hard to believe as your resemblance to them is uncanny!

Anonymous said...

To some, Timothy Leary is our Savior. He proclaims dope as the alternative message. MARANATHA!

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