Tuesday, August 25, 2009



Anonymous said...

Puttzle, you and your *contributors* are really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one. After all, enough is enough.

Anonymous said...

One of San Onofre's legendary surfers passed away peacefully in his sleep Monday evening. His Memorial paddle-out will be this comming Sunday at 1300beneath the Point's wind indicator. Bring a warm covered casserole for sharing, and your chair. Prior to his demise he requested an ukelele send off by voluteers. Pallbeares welcome for transporting the remains to his final resting depths near Tide Hole.

Paul Beher said...

Poor Murphy sure gave the valiant fight.

He will be missed---sort of.

DUI Checkpoint said...

BK goes into the Ribtrader, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.

Skillman asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'

BK replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."

Skillman looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"

BK responds, "An empty wallet."

BOOMER said...

For the life of me I can't figure why BK would resort to alcohol, do you?

shorty said...

Prolly, to forget.

homeless guy said...

I be housesitting on Beach Road through Thanksgiving, and I is ready to party hearty. Fall by, bros.

ritz karlton said...

week Murphy checked into his hotel in San Diego and was a bit lonely. He
thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone
books - like escorts and such."
He picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl... bending over in the photo.

had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!

He figured, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.

Afraid he would lose my nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in.
I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all
night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic Murphy, but first, you'll need to press 9 for an outside line.'

TA DA said...


Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

Great pic!

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