NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Sicknee, I wait weeks for your Tribute to the Living Legend #500,016. Especially, The Wall which as you know is a Malibu Landmark ever since the condemned the Malibu Inn, however, I can't seem to get on screen. I feel you may be in cahoots with Sal Geeze. Please, say in ain't so.
Tubesteak is Murphy.
IN A PIG'S EYE.
Whatever caused the clog in Bldg. #1, toilets 1&2 was solved yesterday. Apparently the older fellers at the North end of San Onofre, that they refer as 'The Point', all suffer from piles that destroy the septic system. The head sewer maintenance superintendent declared at their age it was inevitable. A 6,500.00 bill was presented to the SOSC BOD for relief, claiming Point surfers are Club members.posted by BrotherTom @ 12:02 PM 3 Comments Links to this post 3 Comments:At 8:51 AM , Anonymous said... Every morning that Murphy takes a dump the size of Texas and royally plugs things up. At 9:24 AM , BrotherTom said... Such a horrific situation poor ol' Murph has got himself into. Oh, well. At 10:43 AM , BrotherTom said... It's that steel-cut oatmeal that he consumes causing him to schitt like an old toothless lion.
Carton esq, Another landmark 'Tribute'.
Mr.Carton Esq., I would drop Tubesteaks as if he was last week's trash. You must get the new Legend who's been knocking on the door for years. You know who he is, San Onofre's Legend in waiting, yep, 'Murphy of Four Doors'.
Murphy continues to apply for Legend status but is unanimously rejected everytime by the Governing Board of Legends.
Dale, explain to Murphy surfing is a tough sport where only the strong survive.
Open letter to Murphy: In surfing if you ain't made it by the time you're 19, you ain't goings to make it at all.
Murphy has grown a gray ponytail. Now he looks the part when he stands on the log in the morning wearing his Ugg Boots sipping is XXXXL 7-11 cup o'Joe while asking "what's the tide doing?"
'Legends', a typical SANO Legend, thinning gray hair swept back in a pony-tail, purple spider veins around his nose, and a yellow Clark Foam tee.
There's no PIT at Mailbu!
'No Point', you are very wise. There never wss a pit at Malibu. Never was, never will be. Tell that to Milious and Denny Aaberg. The first time the Pit was used was Miilious in that Opper stinker, 'Legends of Malibu.
Finally, the truth after all those years of misinformation in the public mandatory education system.
Why not do a video called 'Legends 0f San Onofre' starring Lobbie Bombard, yeah, why not?
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