Friday, December 25, 2009

I AIN'T KIDDING

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOUSE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT'S FER SURE.

Anonymous said...

Golly, every kook and his uncle are at big 'Nofre this morning showing off his Happy X-Mass stick. These are the real kooks too. Bona-fide kooks from the get go. They all look like spasmos. They heard 'Nofre was the official beginners beach, and they got there bright & early.

His Nibbs said...

I came back 20 minutes ago. When I left the line was starting to form. They'll be shutting her down tomorrow, there's a huge rain storm moving down the coast.

Anonymous said...

You ain't kidding, I ain't riding. Big Ol' Nofre's is small as I'v e ever seen her. Maybe tomorrow, huh?

[anon'#5]

oh what a cryin shame said...

This blog has reached an all-time low. No Murphy, no Fats, no Puttzle, no Dingo. How long before Dr. Ralph drops out? Sorry but its so Pathetic even the Great Tubesteak don't comment here no mo.

Murphy said...

Rest up, Mr. President. We are proud of you.
Actually being the decision-maker is harder than anyone knows.
You had to give in to the extortion of bankers,
to solve problems you never created.
Now they call you a socialist
for trying to get a handle on our broken "health care" system.
You are trying to end a war
that was badly launched and mismanaged,
so they call you a war monger.
But we know that there is Aloha in your heart
for the American people,
for all people.
So welcome back to your birthplace
and childhood home.
We are proud of what you are trying to do,
though others would rather harm our country and people
than to see you succeed.
Aloha & God Bless you and your family.

Anonymous said...

'O, Crying Shame', you are correct. Murphy, Dingo, Fats, Puttzle,, have realized this is a tough room. Tubesteak don't comment no moe. He has bigger fish to fry, e.g. "Cubby Mitchell Expose" in TSJ. You'll love it.

Turd in the Punchbowl said...

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says, "Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't
because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, "Geez, all I can smell is...

...MOLASSES!"

Murphy Legal Council said...

The problem with being an enormously popular character is that you'll occasionally have your name dragged through the mud. Remember those t-shirts with Bugs Bunny wearing backwards pants? Awful, but not nearly as bad as anything that's happened to Murphy.

Since the character's not actually owned by anyone, Murphy can be used for whatever sick purpose anyone sees fit. That's why he's always pitching products, being turned into deranged characters, and having his head cut off by superheroes.*

*Specifically, alien bounty hunters.

Anonymous said...

Murphy and Council,

WTF are you smoking?

Anonymous said...

Oh Murphy, why, why, why?

Anonymous said...

San-O Daze blog, for sale cheap. Apply here.

In DC said...

Your boy is told what to do, when to do, and how to do by the same people that have been in control since 1913. If you don't know what that is, youe an idiot!

Murphy said...

“There exists only the present instant...
a Now which always and without end is itself new.
There is no yesterday nor any tomorrow,
but only Now,
as it was a thousand years ago
and as it will be a thousand years hence.”

Anonymous said...

'In DC', okay, I'm an idiot, how does that help this floundering blog about to go down for the third and final time.

Anonymous said...

I finally got a day off so I headed for Old 'Nofre. Guess what, she's shut down again. Bldg.#1 heads 1&2 are clogged up big time. The State plumbers are off until 1/3/2910 They wont let us in until next Monday. Can you believe that? I can.

His Nibbs said...

Anonymous, never believe anything you read on the internet blogs easpecially about our Club shut down. Never happen. San-O Daze rules.

Anonymous said...

Please come home Puttzle, straighten this innane blog of yours out. I honest to gawd can no longer deal with it. What ever happened to that Esq. guy anyways?

Murphy said...

My favorite smell would have to be new car smell. Whenever someone gets a new car I'm always there to check it out.

Anonymous said...

Well Murph, I gots to blow a giant phart, and I guarantee it ain't going to smell like no new car that's fer sure.

Murphy said...

I used to work at an ice cream parlor during high school in the South Bay. One day a little league softball team came in after they won a game. After I finish bussing the table and clock out, my manager calls me over and says they also left a mess in the bathroom. They had a contest to see how many of them could crap in the toilet without flushing it. The poop was piled up over the top of the rim. We didn't have any shovels or scoops, so my manager made me use ziplock sandwich bags to grab the poop with my hands and throw it out back in the dumpster. Then she made me finish bussing the table after cleaning up the poop, because "no one else could work in that area due to the smell coming from the bathroom". It took me an hour after my shift ended to clean up the mess. I didn't get paid for any of the extra time.

Anonymous said...

Well Murphy, that's the way the tootsie rolls.

Mike Rowe said...

Murphy:

We need to talk.

Murphy said...

I'm usually the one who is targeted to get the wedgie. I've always seemed to attract the pranksters. Sucks...

Anonymous said...

Murphy, sucks what?

His Nibbs said...

Esquire, like the song says, "I had it."

Saul Murphystein said...

หลังจากไม่ได้อัพไดมา หลายเดือนและ >.<"

เพราะว่า ต้องย้ายไปอย่หอที่รังสิต มธ.

ยังไม่ได้ติดเนตเรยยย * และก้อไม่ค่อยมีเวลาเล่นเลย

ทำงาน ทำงาน สอบ สอบ

Anonymous said...

Saul dollink, I still can't believe it. Can you?

your picture here said...

I call your bluff! If your the real Murphy, post your picture or get the hell out of Dodge!

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