NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
I waited over a week for this nonsensical blog to return to what it was intended; surfing, but now they've turned into a varsity sock hop. Please Puttzle come home.
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her, can eat whenever she wants and all provided at no cost to her. She visits the doc once a year for a check-up plus whenever else is necessary. She lives in a nice house that is much larger than she needs but is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep and receives these accommodations absolutely free. She lives like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever - the tab is picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me - Holy crap! My dog is an Democrat!
Anonymous #2, what is your dog's name?
My dogs name is Shaquisha.
Anonymous #4, sounds as though your dog is a Muslim
A woman went to her doctor for advice.She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No.. I rather like it. ''Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?' 'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think democrats come from?'
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