Friday, January 08, 2010

Pass Good Through 01/2013


I have been on the payroll at Camp Pendleton for two months as of tomorrow.
Because the wheels of Government turn rather slowly, I just received base access decals today.
I was operating on temporary access pass prior to that.
When I drive up to the gate I get the civilian salute and no questions are asked.
I must tell you there are some really nice beaches on base without a lot of people.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hold you horses, Dr.Ralph. Does that wonderful pass get you on the beach at San Onofre. Yes, or no. Thank you.

Dr. Ralph said...

If I drive in at the church and open the gate at the ball field it does.

Anonymous said...

BTW, Doctor Ralph, can you give us the name of that church that was once there years back, Anyway, where, may I ask, did you get that classified key. They are very limitedm and they don't give one to any Tom, Dick, and Harry, that comes walking by.

Nancy Pelosi said...

we don't like you Dr. Ralph, you should give me your pass.

Anonymous said...

The name of the church for which Churches was named is St.Pelosi. I hope this helps clear things up.

Dr. Ralph said...

Anon. #2, that information is on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph, what happened to "we need to know" on San-O Daze? Hell's bells
I can get a Section 8 mentally disturbed pass for $3.00 that gets me into San Onofre State Surfing Beach 24/7 except when a slight drizzle occurs and the Rangers lock 'er up. Criminey sakes, what's wrong with you people anyhow. You all seem on edge. If you want to know how to get it ask T-Bird c/o San Quinten Prison.

Anonymous said...

Woe is me!

Anonymous said...

Too many unanswered questions here.

Anonymous said...

WTF, year is this anyhow?

paisano said...

How do I gets one of them passes.
Are they free?

Anonymous said...

Hi everyody. YOWZAH! Am I stoka boka
today. The passes are in, I din't pay a penny. I'll be gong 2010 drive right in free.

Dr. Ralph said...

Paisano, just get a job working for the Defense Department.
They will give you the pass at no charge, in fact you will be payed to display it on your car.

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph, there's no way in hell Anon'#8 can work for the Defense Dept. He' a big time convicted felon.

Dr. Ralph said...

Last Anon. Without former Military
he would not stand a snow balls chance in hell either.

Anonymous said...

Oh, for crying out loud whatever became of Messiah Puttzle, he can get this dismal blog back on course.

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph, if you're not on Facebook I can get you on and will be your friend. How's that sound?

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph, were you at 'Nofre yesterday when that hary beast uncovered the chicken bones from the trash recepticle and just about choked to death. The bones were discarded by a Club member who wasn;t thinking. I couldn't believe it.

Dr. Ralph said...

If the hairy beast was a dog he should have been on a leash.

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph I'm that hound's master. I was told San Onofre is a dog friendly beach. That's why I go. The nudies go to Trail Six, I prefer main b each underneath the palm frond shed where it's shady, out of the glaring sun. If aynbody lays a hand on Oswald I'll blow the bastard's god damn head off, and I ain't shitting. When you see me at SANO you better make sure your stupid bastards mind your P's and Q's.

Dr. Ralph said...

YIKES!! Dude
I love dogs too.

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